I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.

My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”

All I would ever get in response was side eye.

https://i.vgy.me/5i9Qlt.png

You literally had a nightmare?

Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.

My sleepy little gargoyle.

Announcer voice: Lizardman!

bugs

Welcome the reptilian overlords

sometimes, when explaining mundane things that can’t be confused as a metaphor, literally sounds extra stupid…

what a mammalian dream to have

Finally, my moment has come.

But also, I love this guy:

Cyberbullying, not even once.

Such a mammalian post rolls eyes and licks them

This is my darling son Tofu

*Edit: formatting

  *crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE!" 

"Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region."

Am I doing this right, fellow saurapsids?

Just look at this skink!

Perfect timing! Just found this little guy in my garage and took him outside.

There is only one true lizard king

Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats

Guys...

Mmmm, no, very mammalian.