$ touch girl
$ echo 'nyaa~' > girl
$ cat girl
nyaa~
post
alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!
This incident will be REPORTED!
Back in my day, this alias would be fucking.
https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
It's just fuck.
If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out "FUCKING!!" when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I'm so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It's just such boomer humor.
You're right, we should ask for consent.
sudo chmod -R 777 /
May god have mercy on your kernel.
(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. "Permission"? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, "Unable to comply due to security settings" - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, "Your Majesty".
Insert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans.
you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don't start treating it like it has feelings.
i'll take ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIRE over oh nyo pwease don't SIGKILL me uwu any day.
Since it seems language AIs are going to become inescapable (not a fan, but if you can't beat 'em...), make it a toggle so that users who want to can have error messages with different "personalities", and those who don't can just have the machinelike codes.
you forget that UNIX-likes were originally made under the presumption that most users were not the admin nor owned the computer
I AM THE ADMINISTATOR!
I prefer to man touch π³οΈβπ
Maybe if you didn't make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will "get the permission".
yhea, however
sudo touch woman
i actually have a nobody:nobody chowned, =000 chmodded file named grass in my home directory
its easier to explain than and doesn't give as much incel vibes as a file named woman
Grass inside your home?
Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
Broke: touch woman
Woke: become woman
I think in the middle east group they can chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.
You'll have permission if you go $HOME.
I'm assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
To be fair, you do sound like an idiot
Real incel vibes here, OP
alias consent='chmod u+x' makes creating an executable very kinky.
Hmmm... Mmm kay

Yeah there are issues.
When she and you are truly ready, OP.
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