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[–] 67 points 2 years ago (4 children)
$ touch girl
$ echo 'nyaa~' > girl
$ cat girl
nyaa~
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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

    alias stopresisting="sudo"
    stopresisting !!

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Back in my day, this alias would be fucking.

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    [–] 45 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I'm so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It's just such boomer humor.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    You're right, we should ask for consent.

    sudo chmod -R 777 /

    May god have mercy on your kernel.

    (For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)

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    [–] 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep

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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago* (9 children)

    I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. "Permission"? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, "Unable to comply due to security settings" - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, "Your Majesty".

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Insert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don't start treating it like it has feelings.

    i'll take ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIRE over oh nyo pwease don't SIGKILL me uwu any day.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Since it seems language AIs are going to become inescapable (not a fan, but if you can't beat 'em...), make it a toggle so that users who want to can have error messages with different "personalities", and those who don't can just have the machinelike codes.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I prefer to man touch πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Maybe if you didn't make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will "get the permission".

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    based linux waiting for consent

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    i actually have a nobody:nobody chowned, =000 chmodded file named grass in my home directory

    its easier to explain than and doesn't give as much incel vibes as a file named woman

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Broke: touch woman
    Woke: become woman

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    I think in the middle east group they can chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You'll have permission if you go $HOME.

    I'm assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    alias consent='chmod u+x' makes creating an executable very kinky.

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hmmm... Mmm kay

    Yeah there are issues.

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    When she and you are truly ready, OP.

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    You're

    Is...is that how I get permission?

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