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When will I get the permission?
(lemm.ee)
$ touch girl
$ echo 'nyaa~' > girl
$ cat girl
nyaa~
The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways.
This guy gets it!
now that is funny
$ cat girl
π
alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!
This incident will be REPORTED!
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Back in my day, this alias would be fucking.
https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
It's just fuck.
alias fucking=sudo is what I was referring to in this case.
If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out "FUCKING!!" when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
Ah, fair enough, I had missed the !! - thanks for drawing my attention to it!
It's pronounced "STOP RESISTING BANG BANG"
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God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I'm so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It's just such boomer humor.
You're right, we should ask for consent.
sudo chmod -R 777 /
May god have mercy on your kernel.
(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)
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fr fr
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unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
more;yes;umount;sleep
That explains the picture in the post
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I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. "Permission"? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, "Unable to comply due to security settings" - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, "Your Majesty".
Insert that intentionally unhinged thing I like to post here, about how we should bring back victorian servant-to-master etiquette but only and exclusively for computers trying to communicate with humans.
you know on the one hand i like the idea, but on the other i would like my computer to be as unantropomorphized as possible so that i don't start treating it like it has feelings.
i'll take ERR 0x2038A702 UNABLE TO COMPLY; LP0 ON FIRE over oh nyo pwease don't SIGKILL me uwu any day.
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you forget that UNIX-likes were originally made under the presumption that most users were not the admin nor owned the computer
I AM THE ADMINISTATOR!
L'administrateur, c'est moi!
That's because 'users' in the system are considered different people and there is an admin who doesn't care about the message anyway(since they are supposed to know what they should do) but thats rarely the case in PCs
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I prefer to man touch π³οΈβπ
From man touch:
"Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too."
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.
Maybe if you didn't make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will "get the permission".
yhea, however
sudo touch woman
Fapolicy would like a word.
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based linux waiting for consent
i actually have a nobody:nobody chowned, =000 chmodded file named grass in my home directory
its easier to explain than and doesn't give as much incel vibes as a file named woman
Grass inside your home?
Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
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I think in the middle east group they can chown woman, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.
Broke: touch woman
Woke: become woman
become woman && touch $(whoami)
~~bespoke: and then touch yourself~~
You'll have permission if you go $HOME.
I'm assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
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Real incel vibes here, OP
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sudo !!
alias consent='chmod u+x' makes creating an executable very kinky.
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Hmmm... Mmm kay
Yeah there are issues.
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When she and you are truly ready, OP.
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