this is your fault Mitch.

eat shit.

Fuck you, turtleboi.

You did this. You materially and consistently helped this to happen.

YOU FUCKING DID THIS.

I don't understand this mother fucker. He worked all his life against this country and now he's shocked its having issues and may lose ground to a competitor?

Your fault, dipshit.

says the motherfucker who's entire career has been to attack his own country and sell it to Russia...

SHUT THE FUCK UP ADDISON. YOU ENABLED THIS.

sincerely your constituent

fun fact addison has weak, really moist hands. I should know, I shook his hand* in college.

*edit- damn autocorrect

Moscow Mitch trying to confess to get to heaven. I hope this guy ends up like promethous.

This guy bred the face-eating leopards for decades.

Imagine the one guy who can be credited the most (aside from Trump/Musk) with us being where we are, complaining that we're here.

I want to punch him till his face is flat....

Entirely a product of his design, Russia would not be anywhere near as influencing today if not for his regressive agenda and undermining US democracy.

Without Moscow Mitch, Putin would still be at the Ukraine border throwing tantrum as more sanctions are thrown in his regime.

Either do something or stfu, traitor.

Russia already won, you fuckweasel.

This is fucking Bitch McConnell's fault almost entirely

Sub headline: Moscow Mitch Russian MVP.

and who's fault is that mitch? you dumb bitch. I hope this fuck lives long enough to suffer for all the damage he has done

I hate that we're still thinking about things in these terms. It's not Americans versus Russians, it's Americans, Russians, and pretty much everyone the fuck else versus our leadership. Putin fuckin sucks, so does our leadership, and it's the people of the US, the people of Russia, and all the people we impact that pay the price for it. If the average Russian gets ahead in life over me, it doesn't impact me. In fact, good job, bud, I'm happy for you. If our fucking asshole leaders get yet another leg up, though, it impacts basically everyone.

Much thanks to you, Moscow Mitch McConnell.

Why would he warn about something he himself arranged? Is he warning the american people who are dumb enough to vote for him and his russian partners?

Ya' think? We've been saying that all along. But, nope, gotta keep your seat in Congress for just one more term. Idiot.

You enabled all of this you crypt keeping turtle

Insert image of guy in hot dog suit here

Yeah, no shit Michie, that is what you've been working on all this time

If you're too dumb to understand that then...nog fuck it, just die already and them please, and I mean this with all the passion in my atheist heart; burn in hell. Forever.

You did that, you fucking moron. God damn Mitch is acting like he's just some misunderstood good guy when he's why it happened. Moscow Mitch is a nickname for a reason.

Fuck you, McConnell! You could’ve fixed this easily years ago. Instead you were too far up Donald’s ass. Go to hell!

I don’t think there is one person who was more in the right place to stop this than Mitch so yea - fuck you Mitch

A headline I look forward to: "Mitch McConnell dies; no one mourns"

I can not wait for the cross-country road trip I'm going to take to piss on his grave.

he's trying to find the guy who did this

All thanks to him.

Future headline? That was the headline on Nov. 6th last year.

Yeah, good job Mitch you stupid MF.