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[-] [email protected] 156 points 3 months ago

God this is stupid even for green text

[-] [email protected] 112 points 3 months ago

That’s how you now it’s not fake.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

He and his friend could be sleeping together, but otherwise in an open relationship.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The friend is just jealous the girl is getting more attention from OP and going full yandere

[-] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago

I've legit had this happen to me in high school. I stopped being friends with guys after it became.... "aggressive".

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

I had this happen to me in my 30’s. (Sorta.)

Polyamory - a woman who hadn’t been taking on new partners started dating me. My other girlfriend’s husband began awkwardly pursuing her with no grace or finesse. It got awkward. An acquaintance learned that I was dating the second woman (who had also only recently gotten back into the scene), and began pursuing her.

It’s like some guys think that because a woman is available to one (well, two or three), she’s available to all. It felt very much like blood in the water to a shark.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ha..hahaha..ha..HAHAHAHAHAHA

[-] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

One of them is lower value than the other, it would seem.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Teenager moment

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Men in Tights!

this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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