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Needs consent (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

sudo apt-get install consent

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

And he is not pleased.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
su
apt install consent
exit
touch women

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

All I see is *******

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Reading package lists... Done

Building dependency tree... Done

E: Unable to locate package conset

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The superior version of UAC?

"Do you want $USER to touch you?" Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you..."

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

sudo touch women

Good morning, Mr. Senator

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Stop. Danny Masterson was not a senator :P

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

This is why mandatory access control is so important.

this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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