What if Star Trek: The Next Generation was just a mass hallucination manipulating the minds of millions of people by Professor X?

Giving yourself a physical disability in a role-playing game does sound like something Picard would do.

Makes sense, we already know they're in the same universe:

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_X_(novel)
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek/X-Men

See i thought we agreed all media including other star trek shows are just Riker in the Holodeck. He is always just off camera. Also anytime you're in the same area as Jonathan Franks there is a 50% chance. Your life is just another Holodeck program of William Riker.

This is now my head canon

This would explain why the 20th Century Fox X-Men movies never quite matched the comics or cartoons. For example, Picard couldn't remember the uniform colors, so he just riffed on a variations of uniforms he knew.

So he likes to fantasize about Kamala as his surrogate daughter?

EDIT: In case you forgot or were unaware, Famke Janssen played Kamala in “The Perfect Mate” as well as Jean Grey in the original X-Men trilogy.

Finally, something I have in common with Picard

Is standing Picard a doll? Sorry, Action figure

Actually both were adventures Emperor Uriel Septim VII had in the Dreamsleeve during his death by assassins who had also murdered his three sons.

What they didn't know was that Sean Bean was still alive!

Maybe he met Melora and was like "I want to try out some sweet wheels!!!"

That would be a good excuse for Masterminds as well.