Is that the Hank Cocaine who's friends with Steve Buttstuff?

Please, Hank Cocaine is my father. Call me Hank Dank.

Don't they mean "Hank Propane"?

My family name comes from beer making in Germany. But I hate the taste of beer.

I meet mostly moms. So I save them with their name and their kid's name and sometimes the location we've met (usually a playground nickname) on my phone. Sarah Noah Locomotive, Madlene Jacob Crown, Vitali Pasha Poop.

A lot of Hungarian family names are based on location. They basically translate to things like "Croatian Esther" and "German Andrew", or with village names. My phone is the same: I'm nomadic and people's names end up being where I know them from: "Steve Bangkok", "Nora London", "Maxine Cape Town"

Wait, what's a "Cooper"?

Joe Boring

Makes me wonder about the connotations behind Emily Dickinson's family name...

I have a lot of:
Sparky
Company (position)
(kids name) School/Playgroup/Community Group

Note: I work with a lot of electricians.