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Putin emails Trump "tell me 5 things you did for me last week" (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] 31 points 2 years ago (4 children)

What happened to that video of trump sucking putin's feet? Was it scrubbed from the internet?

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    • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Turnip: ...... I already sent you the email yesterday, it's full of so many details, great things!

    Immediately starts typing out the email he didn't send

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago
    1. Sucked in my gut
    2. Sucked on your toes
    3. Sucked US infrastructure dry
    4. Sucked your cock dry
    5. Sucked Zelensky's minerals
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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Does Trump have a good weekly manager update template I could use? Been working a bit on one.

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Noice

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