Black man elects racist, complains. News at 11.

That was the literal plan the entire time and it was clearly outlined to happen. Stop being stupid

Alt: official party of leopards eating people's faces flag

How is this not satire?

"We want to support you because we believe in what you're doing and when you get out here and do this stuff around, DEI, knowing that this support that he's gotten from Black people, this uptick, it's not permanent!"

He got into office, which is all he wanted. He has four years to consolidate the dictatorship, be doesn't need you anymore.

What in the ever loving fuck did you think would happen?

Um, no SHIT, Einstein. That's the fucking point. Even if you think you are one of the "good ones", that won't last very long. These motherfuckers are going to first enrich themselves, and whip up a lot of hatred against the other as smokescreen. If they don't unleash their hateful base in pogroms on everyone else eventually, that is likely the best scenario. Meanwhile, the point of the con agenda is to scapegoat lots of people to get just enough stupid people to vote for them...and then loot the government as much as possible.

This is about the feels of entitled extremist rightwing cishet white xtian rich males. Everyone else can take a flying leap, in the long run.

By the way, and for no reason at all, I'll point out that there was literally a "Jews for Hitler" in Germany once, too....

Aw did the leopards eat your faces?

It’s probably pretty safe to assume that neither trump, nor anyone in his administration has a single shit to give now that he is firmly entrenched untouchably within the white house.

Dude may not like lefties because they call him stupid, but 100% the fascist think he's even dumber than we do.

"Donald Trump appealing to these people in his second week, when we're not talking about the economy, we're not talking about any of that," he complained. "We're talking about DEI and he [Trump] had no evidence and people are out there defending it."

It's not as though he couldn't have learned his lesson from orange man's first term, because there was not a single sign of racism then. /s

"Uncle Tom aghast when told he doesn't actually get to sleep in the big house."

Should have known that leopard was gonna eat your face. The schadenfreude will be the only enjoyable part of the next four years.

Let's see if they put him on the next deportation flight. Yes, he's probably a citizen, but Trump is not gonna let that stop him.

Maybe if you help him get a third term, he'll reward you.

We need a fafo community here for this stuff

[Scene opens on a wide, desolate savanna at dusk. The camera slowly pans over a leopard lying under a tree, its large body barely able to move. The sun is setting, casting a cold, dim light over the scene. Soft wind rustles through the dry grass. The leopard’s eyes are dull, its breathing labored.]

Narrator (soft, somber voice): In the wild, leopards are meant to stalk, to hunt, to climb. But for some, this is no longer possible. These are the leopards of the forgotten savanna... the ones who can no longer live the life they were born to lead.

[Cut to a close-up of another leopard, this one lying next to a watering hole, panting heavily. The camera lingers on its enormous, bloated body, its paws barely able to reach the ground. The leopard’s eyes seem vacant, devoid of the wild spark they once had.]

Narrator: Overfed and unable to move, these leopards have been left to a slow, painful existence. They can no longer hunt their prey, no longer climb the trees to escape danger, no longer feel the thrill of the chase. They are trapped in their own bodies.

[Cue the soft, mournful opening chords of "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan. The camera slowly pans over a third leopard, sluggishly trying to rise, but its massive weight prevents it from standing. It lets out a heavy sigh, its once-strong legs buckling beneath it.]

Narrator: They are the forgotten victims of a world that has abandoned them. Too fat to run, too weak to fight... These leopards are slowly fading, one breath at a time. They need your help.

[Cut to a shot of a leopard staring out over the savanna. The camera lingers on its face, eyes half-closed, its expression one of quiet resignation.]

Narrator: For just $3 a day, you can provide the care and support these leopards so desperately need. A donation will help give them the chance to live a life of dignity. Help them find their way back to the wild they were meant to roam.

[The music swells as the camera fades to black, and the words "Your donation can make a difference" appear in white text on the screen.]

Narrator (whispering): Please, don’t let them suffer in silence. The time to act is now.

[The music fades out, and the SPCA logo appears in the corner, along with a toll-free number and website for donations.]

Mm soft head.

/c/nottheonion lmaooooo