As a baby I was born with a pituitary issue which meant my hands and feet were abnormally small. They never grew that large at all. I can run and walk fine and they're not deformed or anything, just tiny. I might have some weird world record for smallest hands and feet on a fully grown adult!
You know what they say about guys with tiny feet...
They have a helluva time finding shoes that fit right.
In some dark corner of the internet, there is someone willing to pay a LOT of money for videos of you doing weird shit with your feet.
Lucky bastard, kids shoes are tax free!
I know this cos my wife has got 34 feet too and is delighted every time she finds a bargain
Reverse hobbit!
Glad to see you take your uniqueness in stride.
I just don't get how all of your other bones grew while your hands and feet didn't. Your pituitary just outputs growth hormone (among other things), and then your liver converts that to the more active form, igf1. Seems like there must have been some lowered expression of igf1 in the bones of your hands and feet somehow which would be neat
When you shake people's hands, does it ever throw people off?
Bro is built like a Gazelle
You might be really good at rock climbing
If I were you, I'd find a cordwainer to make custom leather shoes.
I showed this to my fiance; she's 5' and has the same exact shoe size.
Do you have issues with balance or rapid change of direction?
We need more pics of your feet and had next to other people's ones.. or bananas for scale.
Do you work at Dunder Mifflin ? Or is this standard office decor in America ?
Oh the plus side, you can go to any shoe store and find great clown shoes!
You should snowboard! I've got size 12 and I'm always getting toe and heel drag when I carve too deep. But you would never need to worry about that. Fucking super power.
Are there any unexpected advantages you've noticed?
It always bummed me out that the larger size sneakers were usually ugly compared to the smaller display models. Consider yourself lucky there.
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