Didn't someone actually try making SQL as a filesystem and it ended up being something like 50 times slower than ZFS after they applied a ton of optimizations?
Not as a serious project, but more like a joke to see what would actually happen.
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Theyβre more like blob storage.
You're right! Ill just store all this data as static json files in a directory then
git repo is blockchain
and anuses are vaginas, as long as you treat them as one.
bussy
the anus isnt self lubricating :(
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/24784-anus-function
Muscles, nerves and mucous membranes in your anus
It is though...
As a man of science I prefer to test every theory.
For example, a directory full of spreadsheets.
Somewhere, a sysadmin is pulling his hair out
or CSV files
Tbh still preferred to that asshat who rolls out an MS Access "app"
everything is a file including a filesystem*
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* including databases
That's less the Unix way and more the BeOS way.
If file systems are databases, then does that mean storing a sqlite db on a HDD is database inception?
@linuxmemes Wow, that worked!
How do you post from mastodon to lemmy?
@mogoh I just mentioned the group and it worked!
The way it's supposed to be!
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Oh, that's really cool. I hope there's more linkage between the twitter-like and reddit-like islands of the fediverse in the future; I'm somewhat interested in reading the former but it seems to be complicated to actually get federation with it.
wow, that's simple! Thx!
Federation.
Wait till you get a comment from threads. I've only had it happen once and it made me feel dirty.
@mogoh AFAIK, I should mention @linuxmemes handle to make the comment visible inside the original Lemmy thread.
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It does!
@30p87 Okay, looks like we *finally* have *actual* groups in Fedi that are compatible across the board.
I've been waiting for this for so long, I've almost given up all hope.
Wait until you see Pixelfed and Mastodon's intercompatibility
Nearly all the posts in my Pixelfed global feed literally comes from Mastodon instances as if I'm on Mastodon with Pixelfed ui
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welcome to lemmy im new also
@mugdad1 Trick is, I'm not on Lemmy.
wtf how do you mix between lemmy and mastdon i also have account there but i didn't thought that the content will be here also so please explain
Welcome to the lovely world of the Fediverse! Mastodon and Lemmy, among many other kinds of software, both run on ActivityPub. This means that even if the servers aren't both running Lemmy or Mastodon, they still speak the same language and can therefore understand the content of each other's posts (think of it as email, gmail.com can still send and receive mail to outlook.com). Other examples of AcitvityPub software are Misskey, Mbin, Friendica, Pixelfed, Loops, Piefed, PeerTube and many others that I haven't learned about yet. While they theoretically can all fetch and present posts from each other, due to the choices that each developer makes while designing their software, it might not be very possible to get every post from every software. For example, Mastodon is all about following people, and Lemmy about following communities. Even though Mastodon is able to follow Lemmy communities, Lemmy has (as of writing) no function to follow people (yet).
man i wanna be your frind what an amazing explainition you rock π₯°π₯°π₯° i understood everything thanks also i got pixelfiled and mastodon and lemmy and i saw the connection thanks i posted in mastodon can you please go there and see it @[email protected]
That's what federation is all about.
ok tried mentioning my self their it worked i didn"t knew about that yes i wondered how they are mixed sometimes thanks man
Filesystem-as-a-db is why MongoDB is webscale. You just turn it on and it scales right up.
And files are streams. π΅ Islands in the stream. π΅
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And the worst FAT32
And all code is data too, and all processes are data transformers
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