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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This sign is giving me ideas

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

If you're already buying a plant, add the leaf / trimming into the soil of the plant you're buying. It helps obfuscate it from staff.

So I have been told....

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have given it a fun portmanteau name, then.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Truly it should be potlifting though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We really do live in a dystopia.

So many examples every day.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Oh yeah? Well now I'm just going to proplift even harder!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So you're saying I should just take the whole plant.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

… picking up

No, Carl. I clearly up loaded that shit into my biodiversity.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Theft of garbage. Sure, store owner, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Things should not be alive if humans can't confine or use them for our capitalist purposes!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can't, like, OWN Mother Nature man....

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Life inherently steals. We steal each others carbon when we die.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hand over your carbon, and no one gets hurt!

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