Me: That doesn't seem right. OH. Oh, I am stupid.
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That is a masterfully crafted mansplaining trap.
Chappeau.
That's actually just the first part of the phrase. The whole thing is "je ne suis pas français, chappeau"
edit: Ok this was supposed to be a joke about mansplaining something you know nothing about, but we fell into Poe's law.
just the first part of the phrase
Seems to me like it was the last part of the phrase.
Click here if you don't understand
There is only one star in our solar system - the Sun.
And if you somehow still don't get it, click here
Meanwhile, there are two hydrogen atoms in a water molecule - H2O
If you're still having trouble, click here
2 is greater than 1
And if all of this continues to elude you, click here
You just lost The Game^TM^.
Only if they are good things. 2 people trying to stab you, not greater than 1. Pessimism, the negative perspective. Only in math do we hold onto those darn dashes
i don’t understand
why are you quoting the sun?
It's 2 > 1, so correct two hydrogens versus one star: Sol
There are more memes estimating the size of the universe than there are stars in the galaxy.
With greater hydrogen comes greater responsibility.
I skipped reading the word stars, and I thought it was deliberately wrong to rile people up.
- Number of hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water (H2O): 2
- Number of stars in our (ENTIRE) solar system: 1
That's the joke.
Most people have more balls than there are stars in our solar system.
Wait, are you counting ovaries?
The average human has somewhere between 1.1 and 1.4 testicles.
Late edit: I was not sober when I wrote this and I definitely did the math wrong.
Considering 50% of the population doesn't have testicles, the average being over 1 indicates that there are a few million people with 3 testicles.
But there are also many men with one or zero probably more than people with three so it should probably net to less then 1 average. Unless you count prosthetic testis in the total.
Petition to classify Pluto as a star
There are fewer hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are fingers on my hand.
Check and mate.
There actually are more molocules of H2O in 10 drops of water than there are stars in the observable universe.
Also interesting: If you were to take your nerves out and lay them end on end you would die.
Actually interesting fact
Your height is closer in scale to a light second than the size of an atom. And yet atoms seem more approachable than light seconds. Fascinating stuff!
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