I still don't know how the police found my compound where I ran an illegal searchlight depot/covert blimp airfield/fireworks testing range.

https://explainxkcd.com/3030/

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[–] 74 points 2 years ago (1 child)

...And that the thing they're shining a laser at famously knows exactly where it is located, and has two guys sitting in the front seats who are extensively skilled and identifying the range and bearing of things around them.

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's not like that. At that distance, the beam is wide enough to cover a large part of the cockpit, not to mention the glare. It's literally blinding light.

    Have you ever had a truck flash its lights at you at night? It's like that, but much, much stronger, and you're in the most sensitive part of the flight, when if you fuck up, you crash.

    What pilots are trained to do is switch off all the lights, so the idiot can't see you and can no longer easily hit you with the laser. You can imagine that's not safe either.

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  • [–] [S] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    plenty of aviation-related comics lately, I wonder what Randall has been doing

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    this one wasn't really easy to read on my phone, so I'm downloading and sending it here

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    When will they equip planes with auto targetting lasers to instantly blind dumbasses who do this?

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In case any one else has the same thought. Using it as a beacon for rescue will not work.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You say that, but once someone on the ground was shining a bright ass flashlight, not a laser but just as bright, at us and they were flashing ...---... (SOS in Morse). Apparently we were the 4th plane to report it to air traffic control. I've never seen that before or since, but at least that time it worked.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Oh I was informed the lazer would blind the plane and potentially cause the to crash. I know Jack about planes.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    The title text sounds like styropyro. Wonder if he's working on a blimp...

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So are they actually catching a meaningful portion?

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    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    A covert blimp airfield? I have so many questions…

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