this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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One was licking all my spoons, another stole all my sausages, and one KEEPS SLAMMING MY DOORS!

Wtf???

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

Fólks they've got these nasty Yule Lads. Bad people, believe me, this is why they want to ban Merry Christmas, so the Yule Lads can commit pranks against you.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

the slamming isn't so bad but one of them keeps sniffing the doorways

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Yeah, sorry about that, I don't handle my juleøl very well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Did you have an awkward conversation with a tall, old man dressed in gray a few months ago? You might want to pack up for a long hike.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

They run a protection racket. You have to bribe them with rice porridge topped with butter or they will do this to you every year.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You didn't leave out milk for them, I assume.