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A bunch of short Scandinavian dudes broke into my house tonight and did all kinds of weird shit (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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One was licking all my spoons, another stole all my sausages, and one KEEPS SLAMMING MY DOORS!

Wtf???

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[–] 6 points 2 years ago

They run a protection racket. You have to bribe them with rice porridge topped with butter or they will do this to you every year.

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