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[–] 66 points 2 years ago (8 children)

So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.

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  • [–] [S] 38 points 2 years ago (7 children)
  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Which policy though?

    He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup'd by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago

    So, odds he's Harambe's real dad?

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    Curious George.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    And she's obviously begging him to stop what's happening to poor Harambe

    Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn't able to comprehend, what he was asked for....

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The way people who've never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. "Chainsmoking PURE weed" 😂

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    It's so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven't had one of those in awhile

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think he's the father of harambe

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