Aw man, that’s some bullshit

Not allowed to shoot CEOs, not allowed to buy your enemy’s company in a fair sale. What happened to the American dream

Booooo!

Deny. Defend. Depose.

I thought they'd already bought it, I didn't know it was still in question. What a bummer. This was going to be hilarious.

Wait a second. A judge blocked the Onion from buying the site at auction because... he thinks it should have sold for more? My brother in Christ, do you understand what an auction is?!

lame

Boooo

Does the judge think that shitpile is gonna be worth much now? Like, unless they can force Alex to appear there and do skits, it's just a fucking website without it's, for lack of a better word, talent.

Keep at it, Onion, the funny outcome was just delayed, not averted!

This is why I don't hype myself up over such stories.

There's always a rugpull.

No justice, no peace! Give them Infowars!

not cool bro. not cool.

Boo this judge