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[–] 141 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

AKSHUALLY, LaForge doesn't view through the visor with his eyes, he has special implants that connect directly to his nervous system. It was these implants that allowed the Romulans to subvert him. Because Wesley does not have these implants, *nerd snort* this meme is factually incorrect and makes no sense

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    It feeds into those red dots on the sides of his head, right?

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    Thank you so much for randomly saying this. I'm not a native English speaker, but listening to an audio book where that expression is sometimes used. I never knew what the fuck temple meant in that context.

    I actually thought it might be a euphemism for genitals, virginity, sacrifice at temple or something like that.

    I finally understand, I am finally free.

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  • [–] 109 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Saw right through that beard too.

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  • [–] 78 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Wait, does that imply the beard's fake, since it didn't see through other hair?

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    DS9 Season 3 Episode 9: Defiant

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    Because instead of just growing your beard out for a couple of days and trim it to be like Will Rikers, you plaster on some fake sideburns and hope nobody notices. Perfect strategy, I don't know how that would ever not work perfectly.

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  • [–] 65 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Now for the very dark inference we can make here: Geordi had his visor on this setting while he was hanging out with Wesley.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • It’s too late; I’ve already seen everything.

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    What, you assume because there are only two series regulars on the show who are women and only his mom is a redhead that this is... Yeah, you know what, that checks out

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The episode where they actually show what Geordie sees through his visor now reminds me of what the world looks like through the pineal gland's 3rd eye in From Beyond.

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    I love how Picard has a tattoo that says 'engage' down there.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    You're a man now, Wesley.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit" -- Roddenberry, probably.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    And yet it still censors the naughty bits.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Picard saying Engage every time hits different now

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Mmmh boomer humor star trek

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Is Beverly carrying a twentieth century clipboard?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Does he remain erect all the time?

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