How is a Mars bar a fuckin quid now?!?

Fun fact: the Mars bar is marketed as a Milky Way in the U.S. There was a Mars bar in the U.S., but it had almonds. It has since been rebranded as Snickers Almond.

You can't tell me this isn't the exact way you'd expect this guy to look. He said he's gonna use his 2 quid settlement for more mars bars. I'm comforted.

A mars bar with no dick vein. Welp at leat the bloke got 2 pound(ing)s compensation.

Great. Now that Mars buckled, everyone will be suing over their smooth candies. They may have made this case go away, but they'll soon be out tens, maybe even hundreds of pounds.

Great. When did Mars go woke?

Now this is the kind of hard-hitting journalism I'm here for

Did they make him break it in two and mail it back first?

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They only paid him because it would be exciting and ruin his reputation as a dull man.

Ironic that BBC reported it.

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I used to send a complaint for faulty products to companies in my late teens/early 20's as I was low on money. Like once I got some energy drink in a bottle made for Pepsi. Same volume, no difference, but a mistake, so got 5€ for it so "won" like 3€ for that. I'd pick out products like that if I saw them in a shop for that very purpose.

Once I genuinely was annoyed though, as a soft drink company that filled the vending machine at our school had filled it wrong and I got what was essentially Fanta he I wanted an energy drink and it was fucking hard waking up that morning.

"Dull Men's Club" must be code for Mad Lads