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[–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

This sounds so vile disgusting and vomit inducing that it loops right back around to "I wonder what this would actually be like to consume....."

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    I wish I could find the quote from Post Brothers Comics where one of the characters melts a jar of mayonnaise in the microwave and then offers it to his guest as a drink, ever the kindly host.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    Mayo is used heavily in sandwiches and pizzas in the country

    ...say it ain't so...

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It so. Domino’s Japan has a corn & mayo pizza. Most pizza chains do.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (13 children)

    What a terrible day to be able to read.

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  • [–] -5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (12 children)

    Please don't correct this. It works great.

    Edit: Helped the person with a good call on thier comment, only to be a target of whatever the hell they're imagining.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago* (11 children)

    Ah, you again, thanks for pointing out my grammar mistake. Now don't you have propaganda to swallow there mr. infowars.

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    I'm flattered that you seem to have a fixation, but the feelings only flow one way.

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    Not able to keep up? Did you fry your brain with all those myths?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

    I have absolutely no idea who you are. You being aggressive for no reason isn't anything i care about. Apparently you've gone through my profile, missunderstood the communities, and decided to be an asshole. Enjoy your evening.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (3 children)

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 just went through your profile, I can see why the other dude got confused. If you don't click it's easy done.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I guess so. Still though, the infowars comm has the lgbt frog flag as it's icon. That should be a hint.

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  • [–] -3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    You show up for a second time in as many days doing the same shit the last time and I'm not supposed to take a peak?

    It's intentional so that you would move the fuck on as it wouldn't be worth you time. Like I said last time just move on.

    Just go away or block me

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Thanks, I hate it!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Nah fuck that.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    All mayo is drinkable if you're not a pussy

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Right up their with the drinkable corn cups.

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