To grow ostentatious facial hair, that's not liberalism I guess but it's a hassle and kinda burgeois decadence if you squint really hard

Not everyone is able to grow a sick moustache like Stalin sadly

Mao had the means and ability but chose not to out of respect for the mass line.

Mao had a sweet haircut, which has to count for something.

Khrushchev on the other hand... what is this non-hair revisionism?!

Stache = very cool