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[–] 53 points 3 years ago* (4 children)

Decolonization is when whitey comes in to your country and carves it up along ethnic and political lines.

I like how how he makes the borders wiggly to pretend like they're natural borders based on rivers and not just arbitrary.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Most of them are just current internal administrative borders, like if we carved the US up along state or county lines. It's even lazier than you think.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    like if we carved the US up along state or county lines

    Now we're talkin!

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  • [–] 43 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    This is what a decolonized empire looks like.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    NATO should audit this guy cuz he's clearly spending all his time on reddit.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago

    HOI4 mapmakers are always dumb arseholes but this guy took it to a whole new level. But that's not what got me. What got me was the fact that his new "Persia" entirely misses the province and region of Fars, Persis in greek, i.e. the namesake of the english name "Persia".

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  • [–] 32 points 3 years ago

    I hope some foreign force comes to this man's home and convinces his family by gunpoint to give up their wealth and put barbed wire around all their rooms in exchange for Big Macs and new flag emojis.

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  • [–] 30 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Europe's still the same coloniser cockroach infested mansion, albeit with new shiny coat of paint.

    They need to be decolonised by the US first lol.

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    Guy thinks colonialism (or, in this case, "colonialism") is bad but unironically thinks the USA is part of the "free world".

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Where did this guy even get all these flags from? Obscure fascist map hentai hoi4 mods?

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  • [–] 19 points 3 years ago

    What a fucking clown 🤡

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago

    I didn’t know Russia and China were considered colonized…

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago

    Most sane NATO fan

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago

    Imagine this guy being your dad lol. Must be wild.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    He clearly lost his mind.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    This dude probably just has random flags as his home wallpaper, he just can't get enough.

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  • This man played too much TNO

    and seemed to play the nazi warlords every time

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Gunther. Bro. Where's my Manchukuo at?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Yea, that sounds about right.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    The most prescient line in Dr. Strangelove:

    "Mein fuhrer, I can walk [again]"

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