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[–] 95 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Hope they bankrupt each other.

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  • [–] 71 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    Sounds like this needs to be settled in a cage match fight!

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  • [–] 19 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    They're insufferable enough cunts as it is, can you imagine what they'd be like after the ego massage of winning a cage fight?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Exactly. That cage match bullshit is the lowest of the low in entertainment.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Normally I'd agree but the prospect of two dudes I find morally repugnant trying to punch each other in the face has a certain appeal, since no matter how it goes at least one person I think deserves to get punched in the face is gonna get punched in the face.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    All well and good, until you realize that an event like that would only propel their fame/infamy even further at our expense.

    The best thing that could happen is everyone just stop caring about what they do. Let them make themselves obscure and irrelevant.

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  • [–] 57 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    The TrAdE sEcReT - short form messages on a timeline

    🤦‍♀️

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  • [–] 45 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Wonder if Zuckerberg employed former Twitter devs on Thread work. Would be another hilarious example of Musk shooting himself in the foot.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago

    That's pretty likely, given how many have left in the past year, and it's possibly a very big problem for Meta. Apple in their early days infamously asked candidates if they were "virgins". It was not (as Hollywood likes to portray) about their sexual history, but whether they had ever touched or seen IBM's proprietary code. Apple needed to do a clean-room development and implementation of the same thing. They knew IBM would sic the lawyers on them, and they had to prove they did it using nothing but publicly available info.

    The article has absolutely no detail on what these trade secrets might be, or if they will be upheld in court, so we can only speculate. But if these really are trade secrets, and Meta poached them, then we could be talking serious damages or even an injunction.

    But knowing the courts, this won't actually be decided for years and it won't even matter by then

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago*

    Probably, it'd be pretty stupid not to put his ex-Twitter engineers on the Threads projects. But it's entirely legal to have your employees work on something close to what they did at their last job. I'd be very, very surprised if Meta knowingly allowed stolen IP to be incorporated into their new product, Musk needs to provide some evidence to back his claims.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I'd personally love to see Zuck and Musk have a "Who can afford better lawyers" war. That'd be a sight to see.

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    This is so Elon playbook , send in the lawyers and see what happens. TBH these games are irreverent to normal people, lets de-fed from any corporate instance and just build a better community

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  • [–] 21 points 3 years ago

    It’s unclear what evidence Twitter has that former employees who now work at Meta continue to have access to Twitter intellectual property or trade secrets. Twitter responded to a request for comment with an automated email of a poop emoji.

    Or for once the poop emoji is an accurate representation of the "evidence."

    Stopped clock and all that.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago

    Imagine if other similar formats sued each other like this - one forum site suing another because they both use text-based forum communication. I'm so tired of facebook/meta/twitter/etc.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago*

    What "trade secrets" does he claim were stolen? Obviously ex-Twitter employees who move to Meta know their tech stack. But there's not a chance that their codebases are compatible so even if someone directly carried cover over from Twitter to a new job at Meta, it's not like it would be useful.

    And if he thinks current Meta employees are still accessing Twitter IP/code/etc, Elon probably needs to first look internally and maybe not fire entire security & compliance teams.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Hopefully Threads can tank all the lawsuits from Twitter, so that Mastodon can operate in peace lol.

    I wonder tho, how much Threads has copied from Mastodon

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    That would be fine with me if they had no effect on me and lived in a vacuum. Which I propose we put them in. The vacuum of space or a vacuum tube at the bottom of the ocean, either works for me.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Let them cook!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Someone seems butt hurt 😂

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago*

    FreezePeach!

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  • Ahhh, now this is funny. Honestly made my day brighter.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Flight flight flight flight

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Settle it in The Colosseum boys!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    This is so awesome 😂

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    The world will be so bunch better a place when everyone stops giving a fuck about what super rich people do.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    kicking back, and opening a bag of popcorn

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    As much as I'd love to see billionaires dragging each other through the mud and kicking each other's heads, I'm not that optimistic.

    That's why the best option is to lock them in a room and forget the keys.

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  • Do it, let them mutually decide to give all their money to lawyers and sue each other into bankruptcy for launching the same tired products nobody wants.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (1 child)

    Why is Meta being sued by Twitter for imitating its functionality but Mastodon isn't? Are open source developers more allowed to infringe on Twitter's "trade secrets" than proprietary devs?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    No one is infringing any trade secrets meta Twitter or Mastodon.

    Elon is posturing.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    @linearchaos the nervous signs started with the CEO tweet this morning, don’t believe we’ve seen the last.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Oh certainly not, he's going to scream whale moon and grown all the way down.

    The thing is his clientele is not going anywhere. No one wants to allow the piss and vitriol over there into any one of their networks. The last of the influencers that are sitting over there are the ones that simply don't want to try to rebuild their brand when they move away.

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