I mean it's Facebook, why would anyone expect anything but diarrhea from a laxative loaded sandwich?

Those screenshots are unreal. Did real people write those? Unironically? Screenshots from Threads is going to do for cringe what Twitter screenshots did for humor.

Have you ever been high/drunk and you walk into a CVS and the security guard is staring at you? That’s what Threads is.

This part makes me want to read more from this author.

It is an app stuffed with verified users I’ve never heard of who have 7 million YouTube subscribers. They all do Epic Pranks and they spread Positive Vibes and they Don’t Talk Politics Here.

What a shit show. No wonder why depression disorders are skyrocketing.

That thumbnail tho

Me before reading this article: "I'm never going to install or use Threads, and I'm not remotely interested in it."

Me after reading this article: "Ok, now it has my attention, but only in the same way that seeing a multi-vehicle pileup in an ice storm does: You can't help but wonder how many more cars are going to plow into it."

I enjoyed the authors metaphors

Only needed one sentence there to know all I need to. “Currently there is no way to only see people you follow.” Lol so more bullshit like Facebook and Instagram where you get friend, Ad, sponsored post, you might like this, group post, friend, Ad, Ad…

Just another way for Facebook to feed you non stop adverting in between tiny bites of content. We talk about how terrible Reddit is…I don’t understand how my wife uses Facebook at all.

I feel bad for people who will get sucked into this nonsense and enjoy the fediverse through an app that is basically malware come to life.

Wow fuck that.

I'm so happy I don't have any desire to see it.

The joy of missing out!

Threads has committed the worst crime you can possibly commit on the internet. It’s boring.

Facebook, whilst it is full of people I know doing nothing interesting, has a place. There are many good and useful communities on there.

Instagram is handy but ultimately full of influencers who have created a lifestyle of looking cool and being paid by thirsty brands, fuck you gymshark!

Twitter is, well full of people talking crap.

Threads would appear to take the worst of all of them and mash it together. I'm tempted to install it but not yet. How long do we give it until it dies off?

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Such angst and yet no mention of Mastodon as a FOSS alternative.

Fantastic article, 10/10 read. The roasts are on-point

That article was a fun read. Now I won’t be trying threads but I wasn’t going to before too.

Threads is the Good Morning America of social media.

This is overly pessimistic IMO.

Yes, it’s full of brands and influencers posting inane things. It’s also only been open for what a day or two? It’s new and the first big name replacement for Twitter that has momentum.

Remember back when Twitter was new? When everyone cool was saying it was full of inane influencers and randoms posting about their lunch or stupid observations? It took years to be as big as it is (which isn’t that big to be fair) and so useful for things like news, politics, communities, etc.

The internet has speed up since Twitter came out so I think we’ll see what Threads ends up being by the end of the year. So far it has insane hype behind it, something no other Twitter like service since has had. Let’s see if that becomes something more.

Seems pretty hyperbolic. I joined through my insta out of curiosity and I saw like half my friends posting stuff already, saying hi or an update about their life. And all the meme accounts I follow were already posting shit ofc. I'm sure a significant fraction of Lemmy's interactions are based around meme posts, so we're doing the same thing they are. That's just how humans like existing on the internet.

For the record I'm anti Facebook, but you can't get around the fact that almost all your friends and everyone you see walking around likely has an Instagram account. It's just a given and I feel like people here hate acknowledging that.

I mean it’s social media, it is what you turn it into. I haven’t been here long enough to get the vibe of this place to tech compared to Reddit, which fucking hates all things tech, but I feel comfortable enough here saying Threads is fine.

Social media can have its purposes beyond chasing hate and baiting rage, my dudes.

Sports, science, news, local info and topical conversations…we don’t need to ham-fistedly slam things we don’t know anything about.

Believe it or not, you can find good and bad pretty much everywhere you look.

It feels so manufactured and fake.

Like LinkedIn

This was well written and encapsulated a lot of things I've found off about Threads. It desperately needs a timeline that only shows the people you follow

I mean I'm too old to "get it" too, but this blog post just reads like an old man yelling at kids to get off their lawn lol

Because no lifers have taken it over already. Trolls, influencers and everything in between was always going to be the first to adopt it because they have the time to do it. Just cut all that crap out of your life, you don't need it