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[–] 198 points 3 years ago (26 children)

Came into this thread wondering "who the hell wears belts?". Then saw everyone in here was taking belt wearage as a given. Then looked over at my husband and saw he's wearing a belt.

TIL, all men apparently wear belts and I just never noticed before.

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  • [–] 82 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    Men's pants can be a lot more loose around the waist and we typically have no butt to hold things up.

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  • [–] 48 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    It's to leave space for full pockets

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  • [–] 52 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    You have probably noticed but never appreciated that men don't usually have big hips to keep our pants up (or more specifically our waists and hips tend to be very close to the same size). Some men do, but even well fitting pants slide down on me without a belt. My wife is always amazed when we take our measurements and the hip to waist ratio is so wildly different. She's like "I knew women's hips were bigger but Jesus Christ".

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    [–] 152 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    I hate that I know this now.

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    [–] 133 points 3 years ago (6 children)

    You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either.

    Sheesh.

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    [–] 57 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    If you wash your belt you lose all your jiu-jitsu knowledge and have to start from white again. Everyone knows this.

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    [–] 55 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Wash your hands in the bathroom, nobody bats an eye.

    Scrub down your belt buckle in the sink and people lose their minds!

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    [–] 47 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Here's me running ass naked after pooping to wash my hands before pulling up my pants

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    [–] 35 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Jokes on you, I wash my belt all the time!

    ...which is definitely not because I leave it on my pants and forget to take it off before I throw them in the laundry.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Leather and steel are anti-microbial. If something does get on it, it won't survive for very long.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Tell that to the mold covered belt I just found in my closet.

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    [–] 28 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    You guys aren't washing your belts?

    Alright.

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    [–] 27 points 3 years ago (18 children)

    Here is another shower thought. You touch things other ppl who don't wash their hands touch all the time... That is worse in my opinion. Because you can wash your hands before touching anything else (belt included) it isn't as easy to wash your hands everytime on the go. Corona made me very aware of this

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    [–] 26 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    And we wash our hands after touching our belts. Still, point taken.

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    [–] 26 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    You don't clean your belts? 🤢

    You don't need to throw it in the washing machine to clean it. That's not the only way to wash clothing, guys. At least hit that shit with a spray on sanitizer like Lysol or something once in a while.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Maybe I'm a weirdo, but my belts are leather and I wipe them down with sanitizing wipes when I get home and take them off, for this exact reason.

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    [–] 21 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I would like to travel about a minute back in time so I could undo reading this!

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    [–] 20 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Well, as far as I know it hasn't gotten me sick yet.

    Thanks for the new fear, though 🙃

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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Urine makes the leather soft.

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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    You gotta keep your belt clean.

    You never know when it's going to be used for a naughty time

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    [–] 16 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    The people that don’t wash their belts are probably also the people that never wash their winter coat regularly.

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