▲ 1293 ▼ We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands (feddit.de) submitted 3 years ago by ttk@feddit.de to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world 239 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] mykl@lemmy.world 133 points 3 years ago (5 children) You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either. Sheesh. permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] rikudou@lemmings.world 60 points 3 years ago (3 children) Some things probably should stay on Reddit. Like poop-knives. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Rhinopotamus@lemmy.world 20 points 3 years ago (2 children) Along with Jolly Ranchers and guys who break both of their arms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Mojeezy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* And Colby permalink fedilink source parent [–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) I remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zeppo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago It goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old. Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tea@vlemmy.net 12 points 3 years ago (2 children) Hopefully I never have to see or hear "poop-kinives" ever again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] emptyother@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago I was expecting some rando to comment on this with his fediverse username related to something poop-knify. Might still happen. permalink fedilink source parent [–] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 1 point 3 years ago Unfortunately it's become part of internet lore, I think it will last a long time as a reference or old in-joke. Luckily Lemmy is also giving us new ones, like beans or the 3-day no-poop challenge. permalink fedilink source parent [–] zahel@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) WHAT ABOUT MY TOE KNIFE permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago Tip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break. View the source on this comment if you need an example. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zed@lemmy.world 38 points 3 years ago This will outlive us, no matter the platform. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Speculater@lemmy.world 20 points 3 years ago (1 child) I'm sorry, the what now? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wutanc@lemmy.world 17 points 3 years ago (1 child) The poop-knife. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HAROSHBLYAT@lemmy.world 11 points 3 years ago (1 child) Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cornbread@lemm.ee 13 points 3 years ago wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Metans@lemmy.world 12 points 3 years ago (1 child) It's fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mykl@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago taps-head.gif permalink fedilink source parent [–] toaster@reddthat.com 2 points 3 years ago I have a family member that had to use a poop knife growing up and I always wondered if that story was him.... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 60 points 3 years ago (3 children) Some things probably should stay on Reddit. Like poop-knives. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Rhinopotamus@lemmy.world 20 points 3 years ago (2 children) Along with Jolly Ranchers and guys who break both of their arms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Mojeezy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* And Colby permalink fedilink source parent [–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) I remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zeppo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago It goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old. Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tea@vlemmy.net 12 points 3 years ago (2 children) Hopefully I never have to see or hear "poop-kinives" ever again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] emptyother@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago I was expecting some rando to comment on this with his fediverse username related to something poop-knify. Might still happen. permalink fedilink source parent [–] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 1 point 3 years ago Unfortunately it's become part of internet lore, I think it will last a long time as a reference or old in-joke. Luckily Lemmy is also giving us new ones, like beans or the 3-day no-poop challenge. permalink fedilink source parent [–] zahel@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) WHAT ABOUT MY TOE KNIFE permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago Tip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break. View the source on this comment if you need an example. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rhinopotamus@lemmy.world 20 points 3 years ago (2 children) Along with Jolly Ranchers and guys who break both of their arms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Mojeezy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago* And Colby permalink fedilink source parent [–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) I remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zeppo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago It goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old. Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) I remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zeppo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago It goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old. Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago It goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old. Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tea@vlemmy.net 12 points 3 years ago (2 children) Hopefully I never have to see or hear "poop-kinives" ever again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] emptyother@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago I was expecting some rando to comment on this with his fediverse username related to something poop-knify. Might still happen. permalink fedilink source parent [–] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 1 point 3 years ago Unfortunately it's become part of internet lore, I think it will last a long time as a reference or old in-joke. Luckily Lemmy is also giving us new ones, like beans or the 3-day no-poop challenge. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] emptyother@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago I was expecting some rando to comment on this with his fediverse username related to something poop-knify. Might still happen. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 1 point 3 years ago Unfortunately it's become part of internet lore, I think it will last a long time as a reference or old in-joke. Luckily Lemmy is also giving us new ones, like beans or the 3-day no-poop challenge. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zahel@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) WHAT ABOUT MY TOE KNIFE permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago Tip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break. View the source on this comment if you need an example. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 3 years ago Tip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break. View the source on this comment if you need an example. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zed@lemmy.world 38 points 3 years ago This will outlive us, no matter the platform. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 20 points 3 years ago (1 child) I'm sorry, the what now? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wutanc@lemmy.world 17 points 3 years ago (1 child) The poop-knife. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HAROSHBLYAT@lemmy.world 11 points 3 years ago (1 child) Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cornbread@lemm.ee 13 points 3 years ago wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wutanc@lemmy.world 17 points 3 years ago (1 child) The poop-knife. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HAROSHBLYAT@lemmy.world 11 points 3 years ago (1 child) Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cornbread@lemm.ee 13 points 3 years ago wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HAROSHBLYAT@lemmy.world 11 points 3 years ago (1 child) Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cornbread@lemm.ee 13 points 3 years ago wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cornbread@lemm.ee 13 points 3 years ago wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Metans@lemmy.world 12 points 3 years ago (1 child) It's fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mykl@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago taps-head.gif permalink fedilink source parent
[–] toaster@reddthat.com 2 points 3 years ago I have a family member that had to use a poop knife growing up and I always wondered if that story was him.... permalink fedilink source parent