I've been waiting for this day for so long, seeing this wannabe dictator commit crime after crime with no consequences and hearing so many people saying this would never happen, but here we are. Cheers my American neighbors! This is a good day for democracy!
how long did he study this expression in front of the mirror, i wonder
He’s trying so hard to hide his neckgina
You can bet he spent time practicing that pose in front of a mirror at Mar-a-Lago beforehand. That’s supposed to be his ‘If you fuck with me, I’ll fuck with you ‘ look, but it’s more like ‘mommy, I think I did doo doos’.
What is it with all these mug shots having a similar scowl going on?
And looking like they were photographed with a webcam from 2004?
Here's hoping this is the last time in my life I have to gaze upon this grotesque misshapen oompa loompa.
Trump had agreed to a $200,000 bond and other release conditions, including not using social media to intimidate co-defendants or witnesses in the case.
Just gotta point this thing out. Seems soft to me idk. Maybe they just want to give him more rope to see how much he will hang himself with it this time, but really a ban from all social media would make the most sense considering how much harm his posts on there have caused.
Is it just me or…
He's still wearing the same suit with the red tie? The man's like Bart Simpson.
Is that his f*cking blue steel look? Wonder how long he spent practicing that expression in the mirror this week.
He's giving us blue steel
This is…. Exactly what I hoped it would be lol.
I wonder if he’ll make a new nft trading card based on it 🤔
And apparently he's listed as 6'3" weighing 215 lbs. That is not the face of a 215 lb person over 6 feet.
Edit:
God, is this a joke? This is the actual mugshot? I thought you'd be required to keep a straight face for that. Where's the side view?
Kim kardashian wore less makeup in her mugshot.
6’3”, 215 my ass. Lolololololol
Ugly looking fucker, ain't he?
Here's a list of everybody who got arrested:
Lol, the only person who couldn't make bail was the only black guy!
why is this radiating "Mom said its my turn on the xbox!" energy
That feeling when you're trying to hold back a shit, but you're currently being photographed for a mug shot.
Wow, what a tough guy! LOoooool.
Oh and the sore loser had to lie about his height and weight, too. Sheesh.
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