@UlyssesT@hexbear.net immediate had to post this. Saw it scrolling and thought of you Care-Comrade

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[–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

What deadlines lol, every year they don't deliver anything important.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Attention midlife crisis dads who hate brown people being in their video games! Chris Roberts is in trouble and he needs you to buy another $60,000 ship jpeg! Just grab your mom's credit card and enter the 16 digit number, expiration date, and the three numbers on the back to stick it to the blue haired baristas looking to queer up your vidya games and get the win!!

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Ever see a photo of CitizenCon attendees? It's flashbang but aged up 20 years or so.

    EDIT: You'll see an even older flashbang if you can find pictures of the exclusive le epic steak dinner that the dev company put on, specifically to sell yet another internet spaceship exclusively to the le epic steak buyers. I lost that picture when I swapped computers and it's an old event now.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    one employee down already

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

    Every time I hear about Star Citizen, I feel better about buying into Elite: Dangerous.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I feel like i should just consistently post myself playing No Man's Sky in Star Shitizen forums

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    That'd be a good bit, especially because No Man's Sky is like the anti-Star Citizen: it was loaded with false promises when it launched, but over time, it got better and better and kept getting better until it genuinely impressed me as a day one hater, all without thousands of dollars needed to "pledge" for spaceship jpegs.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Every setback and drawback to Elite: Dangerous has been paraded around the Star Citizen cult as an indicator to keep the faith. That's amazing, because they try to sneer at flawed content when their content is just dream farts.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Elite: Dangerous is the game that I want to get good at one day, and every so often I think I have the time, so I install it, relearn how to fly my speship a little bit, then realize I actually don't have time and then uninstall it.

    This cycle repeats once or twice a year

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    How the hell does a game that isn't even released have an annual convention?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    It has an annual convention for the same reason it has internet spaceship jpegs (some are playable while many are not, even years after first sale) for hundreds or even thousands of dollars each. capitalist-laugh

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    this man could out-grift MelonHusk if he wasn't just into vidya spaships

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Chris Roberts already fancies himself the ELO~N of his own space fascist fantasy fiction:

    https://starcitizen.tools/Chris_Roberts_(lore)

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    oh no.. no no no.. i don't need to know any real things about this guy.. please don't make me know things about him

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    They're only fictional things, rest assured, about how he's actually going to save humanity by bringing the light of consciousness to the stars and that his bazinga tech corporation will continue to be the biggest and bestest corporation even when there's occassional little issues like child laborers getting killed.

    https://starcitizen.tools/Roberts_Space_Industries

    In 2757, in response to the death of Anthony Tanaka, a twelve-year-old boy's refusal to work, RSI CEO Avel Gedima acknowledged the sad death and ordered a complete evaluation of all RSI facilities to make sure that they were adhering to all health and safety standards.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    i mean real things about how awful of a human he is to create lore about himself being some sort of savior

    this hurts me

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I admit it hurts me a little, too. It's disturbing to see such a blatant overt narcissist receiving close to a billion dollars all by wrangling the hopes and dreams of aging gamedads.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Bruhs should totally play Void Destroyer 2, it might not have the graphics but it helped to get me off from the phase when i looked at Shitizen and considered it. I guess too late now though, not after they paid 10000 more to SC than VD2 even cost.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    At this point, I'm not even sure if the big spenders truly want to play a specific game anymore. They are paying for a dream of something beyond their immediate understanding, something transcendent.

    Well, that, or they put enough money in to have space yachts and expect to be treated like space royalty by eager space-poors that will beg to mop the space decks.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I love the double scam going on: https://www.gamespot.com/articles/star-citizen-dev-is-forcing-employees-to-work-seven-days-a-week-report/1100-6526879/

    The stated goals of this crunch time are to finish Star Citizen patch 3.24.2 and "the Squadron 42 demo showcase for Chapter 1." The report also notes that employees were pre-approved for 12 hours of TOIL (time off in lieu) per week, but only if the workers are still employed by Cloud Imperium Games when Squadron 42 ships. If any employees leave ahead of time, they will not be able to take their accumulated TOIL.

    Squadron 42 was originally announced in 2012 with a 2014 release date. Four years ago Chris Roberts wasn't even willing to show off preliminary footage of it.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    “the Squadron 42 demo showcase for Chapter 1.”

    So after 12 years of development they don't even have

    Demo of

    Showcase of

    Chapter 1

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Look they had to wait until they added corpse details up before they could do anything with the single player game

    TO: SQUADRON 42 RECRUITS

    SUBJ: DEVELOPMENT UPDATE 10:02:2024

    REF: CIG UK, CIG DE, CIG LA, CIG TX,

    FAO Squadron 42 Recruits.

    Welcome to September’s Squadron 42 development report. Enclosed you will find details on the latest progress made across the campaign, including narrative scenes, zero-g traversal, and corpse details.

    Thank you for your continued support of Squadron 42.

    Sincerely,

    CIG COMMUNICATIONS

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    The only good space sim in like the last 20 year is star sector

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Shart Shitizen by Fart Cloud Bazingarium

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