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[–] 182 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] [S] 77 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Hey now, Chickens can put up a fight when they need to and are smarter than people think. Can we really say the same about trump?

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is kinda insulting to chickens. Chickens can be really nice and form bonds. Can we really say the same about trump.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    When I had chickens I liked hanging out with them. The way the chased me when I had some food made me feel like I was in Jurassic Park.

    I highly doubt hanging out with Trump would be that much fun. Unless I ran around holding a hamburger while he chased me. Maybe.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He'd come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

    Edit: like a tiny, fat orange T-rex.

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  • [–] 93 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    “Fake News. 60 Minutes begged for an interview, even after they were caught lying about Hunter Biden’s laptop back in 2020. There were initial discussions, but nothing was ever scheduled or locked in,” Trump campaign spokesman Steven Cheung said.

    “They insisted on cutting out of the interview to do fact-checking,” Cheung added.

    lol looks like the campaign knew he couldn’t help but lie and he’d be made to look like a fool.

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  • [–] 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The world would be a lot better place if Trump had learned earlier in life to pull out.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If he had we’d all just be left with a hardened jizz rag, but now we have Eric Trump

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  • [–] 77 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So now the press will start howling about Trump dodging media questions, right?

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    [–] 64 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Wants to be president

    🐔

    Afraid of 60 minutes reporters

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Too tired. Very tired candidate.

    Lots of people are saying it.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I get it though. The absolute safest thing Trump can do for himself is to shut the fuck up. I'd wager if he know how to shut up half the cases against him wouldn't exist. He'd still have done wrong, but he would have slid like everyone other billionaire who knows when to shut up.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Orange Chicken isn’t just a delicious Asian dish anymore, is it? 😂

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They would have thrown him nothing but softball questions if he had gone. He can’t even handle that.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    What a pussy

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Pussy bitch.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    Scared little loser. Haha

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    What a loser

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Brave Sir Trump ran away,

    Bravely ran away, away.

    When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

    Yes, brave Sir Trump turned about

    And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,

    He beat a very brave retreat,

    Bravest of the brave, Sir Trump.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    During her interview Harris should just pause and ask 'what did my opponent say when you asked him the same question in his interview?' over and over again.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    superchicken rides again

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Bah. 60 Minutes would just softball him and let him say whatever anyway. They’re not who they used to be, and who they used to be wasn’t that great to begin with.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    The loser is afraid the microphone would stay hot.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    There was no benefit for him. He was only bound to lose voters getting in front of a real crowd not used to his BS.

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