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[–] [S] 77 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Hey now, Chickens can put up a fight when they need to and are smarter than people think. Can we really say the same about trump?

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is kinda insulting to chickens. Chickens can be really nice and form bonds. Can we really say the same about trump.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    When I had chickens I liked hanging out with them. The way the chased me when I had some food made me feel like I was in Jurassic Park.

    I highly doubt hanging out with Trump would be that much fun. Unless I ran around holding a hamburger while he chased me. Maybe.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He'd come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

    Edit: like a tiny, fat orange T-rex.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The takeaway from this thread is dressing as a tiny Ivanka disguised as a chicken will allow me to eviscerate small animals and form emotional bonds with humans, creating a band of wicked hobos while pursued across the desert island by fantasy-Trump, who has T-Rex arms with sharp claws

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