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[โ€“] 272 points 2 years ago (26 children)

Evidently it really was probably a cucumber? http://artisticlicenseorwhyitrustnoone.blogspot.com/2022/11/bullshit-memes-8-ancient-egyptian.html?m=1

tl;dr - was found with other model food, probably meant to sustain someone in the afterlife

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  • [โ€“] 123 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Let me guess. A model carrot, squash was there also. And a drawing of a farmer with his shirt off.

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  • [โ€“] 53 points 2 years ago (5 children)
  • [โ€“] 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Butt plugs and corn ribbed for her pleasure

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  • [โ€“] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    People just love to assume that archeologists have no idea what sex or gay people are. Not saying there isn't a problem with that, but the memes are overblown.

    I remember seeing a ton of "archeologists: tHeY'rE jUsT fRiEnDs" comments on an ancient illustration of two Egyptian men, when every single source I could find explained why they seem to have been a gay couple.

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  • Seems like a case where a particular claim of a select group was generalised over a supergroup by way of being the subject of memes that ran away with the stereotype.

    It's like that one fraud falsifying studies about a specific type of vaccines in an attempt to sell his own, only for people to latch on to the "vaccine bad" part of the story without limit, nuance or critical examination.

    Does anyone still know where the original "just friends" claim stems from, in which context, supported by which arguments, what refutations have been offered since and just how widespread among archaeologists it is today?

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    [+] 155 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)
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    [โ€“] 73 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It was probably used for religious purposes of some sort

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  • [โ€“] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    indeed. coming closer to believed gods is important to some in any society. its just a clear in and out conclusion.

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  • [โ€“] 71 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    No you see they know it's a cucumber because ancient Egyptian dildos had a compartment for bees so that users could experience a vibration effect.

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  • [โ€“] 37 points 2 years ago

    Likely used for ceremonial purposes.

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  • [โ€“] 36 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    The Egyptians weren't always shy, but there do appear to be traces of green paint.

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  • [โ€“] 33 points 2 years ago

    Perhaps it was located next to a pair of model tomatoes

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  • [โ€“] 25 points 2 years ago (12 children)

    Where are the โ€˜?โ€™ marks. Is this how people write now.

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  • [โ€“] 32 points 2 years ago

    Imagine yourself being confused and baffled by something, and asking "Really?". The intonation is rising, as is usual in questions. Imagine yourself hearing someone say something you are completely confident is absurdly false or a lie, and you want to suggest to the person that they're wrong and you know the truth, by sarcastically asking "Really?". The intonation is falling, closer to ordinary statements of fact.

    OOP is using the full stop at the end of his "questons" to suggest the second, sarcastic intonation.

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    It's how people spoke in May of 2021. It was a different time.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    ๏ฟฝ ๏ฟฝ ๏ฟฝ ๏ฟฝ ๏ฟฝ ๏ฟฝ ๏ฟฝ ๏ฟฝ

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    [+] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)
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    [โ€“] 21 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    The Egyptlogists might have some additional context and knowledge that some rando on Twitter might now.

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  • [โ€“] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

    sure, but experts have been making bad assumptions before.

    Like archaeologists up until relatively recently have been calling viking graves with swords in male, without really looking at the actual skeleton.

    that said, yeah, I still definitely trust the experts more

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 2 years ago*

    My wife's been reading this book that references this. As well so many other cases of men assuming genders or disregarding women in science, among other things. It's crazy. "hmm that skeleton has wide hips, but it is also buried with a sword, so it's a man". Female physiology traits in a man is way more plausible, than a woman being buried with a sword ... wtf?!?

    Anyway, the book is next on my reading list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Women:_Exposing_Data_Bias_in_a_World_Designed_for_Men

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  • [โ€“] 21 points 2 years ago*

    Same energy as "Sappho and her friend"

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    [โ€“] 11 points 2 years ago

    Remember that the idiots in the 19th & 20th centuries uncovering all kinds of Egyptian stuff purposefully damaged inscriptions and art because they prominently showed gasp penises!

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 2 years ago

    I'm the model of a cucumber Egyptian

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 2 years ago

    As we well know all women and men in history that lived together with someone of the same gender were just friends. There are many historical records in which esteemed historians depicted the factual truth of deep friendships. Luckily for the rest of us, those noble seers always knew all context required and bore no prejudices towards anything whatsoever. That is a model cucumber. It even tastes like one.

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