I looked up Bjarne Stroustrap because I thought he would be from like suburban New Jersey or something but it turns out he's from coastal Denmark so this meme is like literally true.

You're fucking kidding me:

i'm not convinced bjarne is entirely human

mfer saw some fjords and was like "multiple inheritance"

Since 2022 he has been a full professor at Columbia.

now I can't help but wonder where he came down on the encampments and whether he's a rabid zionist