Can't wait to torrent my car

I can't wait until we see people flashing firmwares on BMWs. Although I wish people weren't giving them money in the first place

I'm starting to really hate this timeline. Might be time to pick another door.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you've circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

As someone who owned a 1993, a 2000, and a 2008 BMW in succession, I cannot believe anyone would buy the pieces of crap they have turned into.

I stopped buying them when they started piping in fake engine noise into the cabin and dropped all pretense that the cars would last beyond the lease period (I don’t buy new cars).

It looks like they have gotten much worse.

🖕BMW