Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
International investigators with the UN Posting Limit Treaties have recently been investigating stockpiles of posting resources. Unrefined unicode and small aluminum tubes for making bot fingers that can type on a keyboard were found on the compounds of several Blåhaj admins. These corrupt and authoritarian regimes cannot be allowed to stand. Operation IKEA Freedom will commence! 
They shall greet us as liberators 
Inside every shark is a hexagonal bear, yearning to be free!
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International Moderator Fund (IMF) managing director Kristalina Georgieva has warned Blåhaj administrators that the their reserve of local moderators will not be able to keep up with predicted posting inflation. The IMF recommends structural changes to Blåhaj instance by allowing Hexbear moderators to step in and calm the markets.
We must sanction their access to thigh high socks until the denizens of blåhaj rise up and support a pro-Hexbear coup.
I assure you, Operation IKEA Freedom will be carried out with minimal banning and our moderators in waiting will be able to effortlessly step into the resultant power vacuum. The corrupt and illegitimate rule of Ada will come to an end. We foresee this operation lasting no longer than Labor day (<1 month for those that don't remember illegitimate, capitalist May 1st).
they hate us for our freedom
I hear that in Authoritarian-Blahaj one can be imprisoned for even speaking the words "pig" and "poop" in the same sentence! 