International investigators with the UN Posting Limit Treaties have recently been investigating stockpiles of posting resources. Unrefined unicode and small aluminum tubes for making bot fingers that can type on a keyboard were found on the compounds of several Blåhaj admins. These corrupt and authoritarian regimes cannot be allowed to stand. Operation IKEA Freedom will commence! 
- How long with it take to capture Blahaj Lemmy Meta? 2 days
- Will [redacted] be exiled? Yes
- Total Blahaj users banned: 200
- Total Hexbear users banned: 1 (the user reading this for being a liberal).
- Will Blahaj powerusers hold the lines? No
- Will the c/196 users fight to the end? lol no
- Will posts of mass destruction be used on the invading hexbears? Yes.
- Will [redacted] launch attacks on c/Ghazi? Yes
- Will [redacted] launch attacks on lemmygrad? No
- -If yes, will lemmygrad retaliate harshly? Yes
- Will [redacted] sacrifice Meta (delete it)? No
- Will c/Ghazi make a grab for independence? Yes
- Will lemmy.world try to do anything silly like scoop up users? Yes
- Will [redacted] dump the comment history? Yes
- How long will hexbear be occupying blahaj? ~15 years.
- Will the invasion catalyze further struggle sessions in Hexbear? No
- In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the fediverse? Good.