Come to Chicago, take the Red, Purple, or Brown lines to Belmont. Wait for what you are looking for and there you go.

They probably don't work for Amtrak?

I assure you plenty of people have fucked in cars

That one particularly steamy car scene from Titanic says otherwise. 😏

Everybody always like “fuck cars” but nobody can “fuck in car.”

They just need to run carriages with private compartments rather than airline-style seating. Problem solved.

But are there any hot gay women on that plane? Or hot gay tomatoes in your case?

Bravo, you solved it. Solution-oriented. Climate breakdown averted.

I find it's highly dependent on the route. I can get from my hometown (Madison, WI) to Detroit by plane for a little over $600. Amtrak stops at a small town a little north of Madison (about a 20min drive for me), and can get me to Detroit for $150. Even a private room is a bit cheaper than a plane.

Train does take 16 hours, but it's 16 relatively pleasant hours where I can stretch out without being cramped. It would also be significantly faster if we invested in rail properly. Hell, maybe not even high speed rail; that route could probably be a lot faster if we just made Amtrak suck less.

I do believe that is called a "daisy chain".