526
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
all 38 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago

I'm clearly taking the wrong trains :3

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Come to Chicago, take the Red, Purple, or Brown lines to Belmont. Wait for what you are looking for and there you go.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thats the problem, im in New York

[-] bdonvr 27 points 1 year ago

I hear Amtrak can help you with that

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They do want more lesbians to take the train to Chicago from what I've read.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If the brown line doesn't connect to Cleveland, my day will be ruined.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It dead ends in Albany Park. My condolences, the CTA does not offer any service to any metropolitan area from Chicago.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

I think we might be able to guess something about the person in charge of Amtrak's tumblr page...

[-] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago

They probably don't work for Amtrak?

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

But they should. Good marketing.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago

Everybody always like "fuck cars" but nobody can "fuck in car."

[-] bdonvr 41 points 1 year ago

I assure you plenty of people have fucked in cars

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

And that's how I was born. Well, it was a pickup, but the principle is the same.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

User name checks out

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That one particularly steamy car scene from Titanic says otherwise. 😏

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

But they were also on a boat... Hmmmm. This gives me an idea about the auto train.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

There was a not great charlie sheen movie in the 90s called the chase where he has sex in a car while being chased by police.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Everybody always like “fuck cars” but nobody can “fuck in car.”

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Is it only on the line to Chicago? Would they be willing to implement it on other services?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I'm fucking DYING this is so fucking funny to me

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

It's like one those corporate carriages at pride marches; the pride part is super wholesome, the corporate part is a bit strange. Well, riding (in) trains is endorsable - but passenger transport could also be public.

Also, steamy and trains...

I'd wink their carriage anyways.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

They just need to run carriages with private compartments rather than airline-style seating. Problem solved.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

They already have those. They are offering steamy lesbian sex with a lonely butch; not a open show. 🤦‍♀️

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

A single ticket for a train from Austin to Chicago is like $150 and takes a full day. The same plane ticket can be regularly bought for the same price and gets there in about 6 hours.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But are there any hot gay women on that plane? Or hot gay tomatoes in your case?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I hope to seduce all gay beings within a 100 meter radius at all times.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bravo, you solved it. Solution-oriented. Climate breakdown averted.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I find it's highly dependent on the route. I can get from my hometown (Madison, WI) to Detroit by plane for a little over $600. Amtrak stops at a small town a little north of Madison (about a 20min drive for me), and can get me to Detroit for $150. Even a private room is a bit cheaper than a plane.

Train does take 16 hours, but it's 16 relatively pleasant hours where I can stretch out without being cramped. It would also be significantly faster if we invested in rail properly. Hell, maybe not even high speed rail; that route could probably be a lot faster if we just made Amtrak suck less.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think I have, on occasion, been the butch, alone in the café car.

ETA Though that was between San Francisco and Eugene, nowhere near Chicago.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

mmmmmm.....lesbian train.....

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I do believe that is called a "daisy chain".

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Only thing I've ever dodged on Amtrak was roof leaks. I'd love to dodge a good lesbian orgy instead.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Someone just made a tumbler account and added -official to a random brand name . Yeah sounds legit

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

amtrak where is the sex car

answer me amtrak

this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2024
526 points (97.6% liked)

Fuck Cars

12997 readers
1375 users here now

A place to discuss problems of car centric infrastructure or how it hurts us all. Let's explore the bad world of Cars!

Rules

1. Be CivilYou may not agree on ideas, but please do not be needlessly rude or insulting to other people in this community.

2. No hate speechDon't discriminate or disparage people on the basis of sex, gender, race, ethnicity, nationality, religion, or sexuality.

3. Don't harass peopleDon't follow people you disagree with into multiple threads or into PMs to insult, disparage, or otherwise attack them. And certainly don't doxx any non-public figures.

4. Stay on topicThis community is about cars, their externalities in society, car-dependency, and solutions to these.

5. No repostsDo not repost content that has already been posted in this community.

Moderator discretion will be used to judge reports with regard to the above rules.

Posting Guidelines

In the absence of a flair system on lemmy yet, let’s try to make it easier to scan through posts by type in here by using tags:

Recommended communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS