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Sen. John Fetterman tests positive for COVID-19 (www.cbsnews.com)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Fetterman posted a message to X on Sunday afternoon, saying he is "experiencing mild symptoms" and is "following the appropriate CDC guidance."

The full posting said, "After a busy week in D.C., I've tested positive for COVID-19 and am experiencing mild symptoms. I'm grateful to be fully vaccinated and will be working from home, following the appropriate CDC guidance."

Good thing everyone in the US has the luxury of working from home or missing work if they're sick, especially if they're sick with COVID. Right?

Anyways, critical support to covid-cool

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 months ago

Please tell me he gave it to Bibi

timmy-pray

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Comrade Covid take my energy!

Awesome that everyone in DC is steadily accruing brain damage from strokes, dementia, covid, and havana syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

I have decades of havana syndrome (hangover) damage and the state dept hasn't given me a single red cent!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One time Covid, you've let me down so many times before, come on just this once

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Seriously COVID owes me one (at least)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Were any political assholes, other than Herman Caine, taken by Comrade Covid?

I feel like only common people were victims but I can't remember.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago

a special casually dressed group of viruses for him corona-and-lime corona

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago

thoughts and prayers that COVID-19 will safely recover from its John Fetterman infection

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago

Chance of another stroke: increasing!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The virus has left me badly scared, but my resolve for loving Isn'treal has never been stronger!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

Comrade embolism

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

may his illness come to a quick end

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

timmy-pray

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

I hope he loses his smell permanently so he can't sniff his own farts anymore.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

POG-19

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

yes-hahaha-yes-l

sicko-yes

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

If God exists, Fetterman will have given it to Bibi and they'll both die of it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

In people who are vaccinated there is a 3.4% chance of developing long covid after each infection. That's the same odds of rolling snake eyes on a pair of dice. Every infection you roll the dice and risk those odds.

Critical support to covid in the war against this stupid evil assholes vascular system.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

covid-cool

Comrade Covid, ever vigilant.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

get his ass inshallah-script

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Please let him end up in an iron lung slowly drowning from the fluids building up in his lungs timmy-pray sicko-specter

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do they make an iron lung that big?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Use a decommissioned submarine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I know just the one! steering-device

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

sicko-specter

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

comrade covid, please I beg you

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Get Betterman qin-shi-huangdi-fireball

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Critical support to comrade irreversible lung scarring

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

based bioweapon

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Sen. Poz Testerman.