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[–] 131 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Shout out to someone who knows how to shut the fuck up

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  • [–] 67 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I was just thinking that instead of googling something incriminating or boasting to all his friends about what he's about to do, the shooter did a little op sec.

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  • [–] 125 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Have they considered that sometimes guns just do that, and maybe the dude was trying to stop the gun the entire time?

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    [–] 105 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    it's crazy, this has to be the only 20-year-old who's online enough to have Demolition Ranch merch and yet have no social media pages

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    [–] 91 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    It's like I told a chud yesterday, the problem with being conspiratorial is that all of those stories you keep telling yourself fall flat. What obviously happened is that the Secret Service was incompetent as shit because this detail was picked by the Donald or someone close to him. It's not like the Secret Service has a clean history with their agents to begin with. In a way it's DEI for white people as he chose his own people for the "loyalty" rather than anything else.

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  • [–] 68 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    There was a guy on the radio the other day who had been part of Bush's protective detail and talked about how the SS usually did 'close protection' meaning the guys around Trump and the stage and extended threat like the snipers we saw who would be aiming much further out. He said that the close-to-middle-distance that the shooter was in was usually designated to local police to secure.

    If that's the case, then it's even more unsurprising that the cops half-arsed it and reacted way too late.

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  • [–] 71 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Not to defend cops but they have a solid argument of "thanks to the gun laws in PA he didn't do anything illegal until he pulled the trigger"

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  • [–] 78 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

    I can't admire the president's visage through this rifle scope? I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA!

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  • [–] 84 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    This is why I'll never do an adventurism, my opsec is nowhere near this good

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    [–] 78 points 2 years ago* (12 children)

    Watching chuds spread misinformation on him is so frustrating

    He was an antifa liberal??? Are you sure? He's not an idiot gun nut redneck from the middle of nowhere?

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  • [–] 83 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    We live in a post truth society, he is going to be whatever people want him to be

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    [–] 71 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    They're just saying that to lull the co-conspirators into a false sense of relief.

    Any day now the FBI will, completely unrelated, arrest a climate activist or something. I dunno. Whatever it is they do besides post on Reddit.

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  • [–] 71 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Convince an alienated and mentally impaired Muslim man to flip a switch.

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  • [–] 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Every time I remember that kid who harvested clocks or whatever it was until he built his own nuclear reactor my brain immediately thinks of all those entrapment plots they pulled after 9/11.

    Like damn, Feds, maybe check in on the white boys a little more often.

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I keep thinking of that one joke about witnessing JFK's assassination and the guy saying "holy shit that was meant for me!"

    Except the target was Corey

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    [–] 56 points 2 years ago (25 children)

    perhaps he was planning on trying to get away with afterwards and so erased everything so he could disappear easier?

    come Feds, at least make up a motive. say he was mad about buying a donald trump steak and it tasted bad. something.

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  • [–] 64 points 2 years ago (18 children)

    I honestly feel like based on dude's... skull... and being a 20yo registered republican, they probably went to his house and his room was just a window into absolute madness induced by 16 hours a day gooning, posting about Jewish conspiracies on 4chan, and growing up in conservative-ass "no future" bumfuck western PA (alternatively known as Eastern Ohio or Northern Kentucky). The FBI was like "yeah, so... who wants to make the fake dono? Take care of that, say "motive unknown" and we can move on."

    In seriousness though, I feel like if we learned all this guy's browsing habits, especially over the last year or so, it would be so fucking bleak that you just gotta go "any reason he may have tried to articulate is irrelevant. The reason was the same as any school shooter. Hopelessness and despair turned into nihilism and a chance at being remembered for anything at all."

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    the-pigs searching his room, finding it plastered with punisher skull/bald eagle/anti-woke/gun-crazy crap: "Nothing to see here, everything looks perfectly normal"

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    It's like that lady who said she wasn't involved in politics while being front and center at a Trump rally.

    I think we are underappreciating how many dipshits in this country don't consider their beliefs politicial because "it's what I think so it's the normal position, all the other positions are the political ones"

    Like in video games how there's two races, white and political. I think there really are a lot of mouth breathing chuds out there who that is unironically their entire worldview.

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago

    Either that or his motive was "he's really obviously a viscous pedophile, he's been close personal friends with espstein for decades" and all the movers and shakers agreed they don't wanna put that pretty reasonable explanation out

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    [–] 53 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    dude just thought itd be fun to play target practice with his ear

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I hope the FBI doesn't bury the lead with this one, I really want to know why he did it.

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    [–] 37 points 2 years ago

    His name is literally crooks come on 😭

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