I feel sheepish saying it but I wish even these obvious fakes were marked as parody in tiny little font somewhere

It's funny because his sister looks like someone gender bent him and gave him a proper skin care routine

My brother in christ

Dear lord, please smite twitter and all on it so that we may be cleansed from the unholy content it exposes us to 👏😔

Ben the perv assuming everyone else is a perv as well.

".... Maybe you steal her underwear a couple times..." No Ben. No we don't.

Regardless of it being the fake, the fact that so many (including me) thought it was real speaks volumes.

This dude thinks all the pornhub titles are real doesn't he?

Every accusation is a confession...

Hey now, you just can't call him "Benny" out of the blue. His birth name was Benjamin. That's what he should be called. That's exactly according to his own rules he's espousing. /very sarcastic of course

Talking about exerting control over impulses and the impulse to post this shit.

WTF😬

Sounds like he's speaking from experience of both scenarios.

Oddlyspecific

Well, I've just learned more about his search history and interests.

This post is fake, but let's face it... even when I believed it, it wasn't a surprise at all.

!toiletpaperusa@lemmy.world