Hey, maybe when the rich (who fly a heck of a lot) start getting a little uncomfy we can actually do something about that climate change thing.

Or it was on and some people didn't listen

As if people actually care about the seatbelt sign

"Hurr Durr if the plane crashes seatbelts aren't going to save you"

Either way, seatbelts should always be buckled while seated. The seatbelt sign turned off doesn't negate that.

clear air turbulence

Is that like black ice for planes?

He was an older gentleman that died of stroke, but yes, many people are in the hospital with fractured bones

Lol they clearly asked him what he personally experienced. I'm sure the dude would have started with "what happened to others on the flight is terrible" or similar

Andrew had one of the worst days in his hot, wet life.

This new flyer left his half filled coffee cup in the seat pocket and it got on my sweater on the way out, I had to wear a stink sweater with old coffee on my chest for the next 12 hours. I feel your pain Andrew from London

Oh my god Andrew, that must've been simply awful for you, poppet

We didn't need the "from London" bit, we could tell by the way he's a cunt

That doesn't even look that bad.