this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023
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Dwarf bard Marx is the best thing to come out of this game. He's also a sage and a tome bard so he's got that +3 historical materialism skill on top of his persuasion. And of course his guardian had to be buff half-elf Engels gigachad-hd

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's the only game I've played which lets you choose if you have a circumcised penis or not. Really makes the Elder Scrolls character creator seem antiquated.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if someone will make a dick size slider mod so that you can go around hanging absolute dong

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They'd better. I want to be a gnome dragging my dick on the ground behind me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You just know I had to leave Marx uncut

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My bard, Penis E, is hairless and circumcised due to selecting penis E.