Baldur's Gate 3 is the best video game (hexbear.net)

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Dwarf bard Marx is the best thing to come out of this game. He's also a sage and a tome bard so he's got that +3 historical materialism skill on top of his persuasion. And of course his guardian had to be buff half-elf Engels gigachad-hd

Also here's the existential comic that inspired this

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

It's the only game I've played which lets you choose if you have a circumcised penis or not. Really makes the Elder Scrolls character creator seem antiquated.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I wonder if someone will make a dick size slider mod so that you can go around hanging absolute dong

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

They'd better. I want to be a gnome dragging my dick on the ground behind me.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Better Penis mod. lol NSFW, btw. It's cocks.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You just know I had to leave Marx uncut

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My bard, Penis E, is hairless and circumcised due to selecting penis E.

this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023

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