At an all-hands meeting last week, Google executives responded to employee questions about declining morale even with financial performance improving.

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[–] 281 points 2 years ago* (17 children)

“Despite the company’s stellar performance and record earnings, many Googlers have not received meaningful compensation increases” a top-rated employee question read. “When will employee compensation fairly reflect the company’s success and is there a conscious decision to keep wages lower due to a cooling employment market?”

With this leadership, when you unionize. It's literally what they're for.

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  • [–] 50 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    It's also why there's no way Google can sustain these numbers. They pay workers like a random startup, just without any possibility of striking it rich on stock options. They are likely to be hemorrhaging talent at all engineering positions.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They don't care. They have monopoly over everything! They have your phones private data, they have your search history, they have your automatically uploaded pictures to Google drive of your butthole! They own you and you'll do as they like, whenever they like! Now where's that guy who knows how to operate all that stuff? Wait, he was fired to lower costs? Oh...

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yes, the suits have taken over and switched the money squeeze to max.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    And they'll argue "you don't need [all the things that make this company great]". And then we'll wonder how a once leading company is dying on their now crappy products/services.

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    [–] [S] 183 points 2 years ago (27 children)

    A decline in morale after record profits? I think a pizza party is an order.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (20 children)

    Pinaple on pizza, for the love of god!

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    My firm threw a staff BBQ at one of the satellite sites yesterday. My director was texting me about going....45 mins away....for a hot dog.... standing in a field on a rainy day.....

    Sorry boss, deadlines to meet gotta prioritize my work here.

    Yet, there's managers who very likely pay attention to who shows up and who doesn't and judge their work based on it.

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    [–] 125 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Do no evil.

    Beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    [–] 116 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

    Company-wide email: "We've had our best year EVER and it's all thanks to YOU!"

    Me: "Great. Can I have a raise?"

    Company: "Oh, we can't afford THAT."

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Best we can do is a pizza party

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  • [–] 82 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Google is using artificial intelligence to summarize employee comments and questions for the forum.

    Well, isn't that a good start?

    Anyway, the TLDR "answer" from CFO Porat is "We were spending too much", while Pichai's answer is "We hired too much people". Way to dodge the question, assholes.

    Alphabet’s full-time headcount climbed to over 190,000 at the end of 2022, up almost 22% from a year earlier and 40% higher than at the close of 2020.

    So they had around 135k employees in 2020. Why the fuck did you overhire, then? Just to lay off and show off to investors as someone who increased profits in the most asinine way?

    Pichai then joked that leadership should hold a “Finance 101” Ted Talk for employees.

    Yeah, nevermind me, Sundar Pichai, earning way more money year after year while you're all begging for raises, it's just finances, you guys!

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    Yeah, the Finance 101 comment was a good indication he doesn't take the concerns seriously, it's such a flippant response.

    I can't imagine why there's a morale problem.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Yeah. Let's let him teach a Finance 101 class.

    I'd be interested in the lessons a guy that approved a 40% headcount increase then did layoffs and said "I take full responsibility" can teach anyone.

    How's the saying go? Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach.. Go on professor. Schools us. The Investors are listening.

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  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is the same company that fired a bunch of people for opposing genocide, right? That didn't help morale? \s \s \s

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Huh who would have seen that coming out of prioritising income over employees (and users)

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Exactly, the CEO uses the word "expense" to refer to employees at least 4 times according to my count.

    “The problem is a couple of years ago — two years ago, to be precise — we actually got that upside down and expenses started growing faster than revenues,” said Porat

    They even joke that they need to give a Finance 101 Ted Talk, as if that will help. From their perspective, employees are not people. They're not even resources to be nurtured. They're expenses. And the company has a duty to keep expenses low.

    What a tone-deaf response.

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I feel like I've been having whiplash at work every other month. One month we'll get word of record profits or cheery news about how we're beating performance targets or whatever, but then the next month we'll hear about some new internal cost-cutting initiative that feels like we're having to tighten our belts with a hint of desperation to it. I never actually know how we're doing because it feels like I'm getting two conflicting impressions.

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    [–] 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They’d sell your soul for a couple of bucks.

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    [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    I wonder if the decline in morale correlates with the decline in morals.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Knowledge workers need to get out of this ego-driven complex that they don’t need unions. You’re working class and chattle, believing anything else is delusional and pathetic.

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