Enlightened computer touchers seem to always get "dragged" to strip club against their will.

Senior consultants that solve million dollars problems don't charge that much per hour

On top of everything else that is literally false at least in the US. If you're engaging one of these senior consultants on a 40 hour/week contract they won't be charging $500/hour sure, more in the $200/hour range. If you want them for a one-off hour-long contract or just a couple hours a week? $1000/hour minimum.

Five hundred dollars? Are you serious? Just for an hour? That's absolutely ludicrous. I mean, listen, I'm a tech guy, right? I solve problems worth millions to companies. And even I don't pull down that kind of hourly rate. Let me break it down for you, because there’s no way the value adds up here. Just think about it logically, for the cost of one hour, I could upgrade my entire home entertainment setup and enjoy it for years. Or better yet, I'd throw that $500 into crypto. Now that's an investment. Bitcoin, Ethereum - hell, even some of the newer altcoins. Exponential potential returns. This? This is just... it's poor financial planning, is what it is.

Senior Computer Guys don't charge $500/hour and they solve $1million problems

actually they do often charge $500/hr, but often it's measured differently, such as $1000/day or $5000/week, and sometimes instead of fixing $1million problems, they create $1million problems, and sometimes the $1million problems are fake.

Source: pole dancing is great exercise, read theory.

They’re shaking naked booba in your face, the price is justified

The real dunk tank is Rule 8 yet again. This one would have been fun and fresh to dunk on but it's definitely going to disappear any minute now. Sorry OP you're only allowed to find another celebrity repeating the same propaganda that every other celebrity is also repeating, that's the only content allowed now.