Brb I'm printing this out to fax it to my friend

It took me a second to realize this is supposed to be Germany and not Mickey Mouse as a ball. Now I've just learned that MM has the same coloring as the German flag. Huh.

I once tried to apply for unemployment benefits for a period of 3 months between jobs. I now have a whole folder with all the documents I was sent. My application was, of course, denied.

STAPLES FOR THE STAPLE THRONE

Frankly I'm in favour of whatever keeps them harmlessly busy.

(you can't be mad at me my mum is Polish)

In triplicate!

All hail the Bureau!!! Tax efficiency and Cival services for the masses!!

And don't forget his manwich.

o7