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[–] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm the worm in the apple car.

That worm has a name: Lowly

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Lowly's Applecar fucking flies dude. It's not even a contest.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That's probably me.

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    [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    I'd like to say I'm the pig in the pickle car, but I'm actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    dibs on owl on a broomstick bike

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I member this book!

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why isn't this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If you can't handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don't deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I'm going with the cat in the doughnut.

    I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Toothpaste tube car for me, thanks.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm leaning towards witchy scooter, to be honest.

    I fucking love this though

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    This could be a really good personality quiz.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Idk why that worm was so cute and cool as a kid, but he was.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Bunny carrot-mobile. Dynamic and kawaii AF

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Either the melted cat in the donut car, or the puddle of sloths in the red one.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Dog in a Hotdog car, all the way.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Owls and witches are both individually capable of flight what are you doing

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago*

    What could be better than scooter with flying broom?
    Edit: Ok, I see the apple could possibly also fly with the rotating leaf and is covered in case of rain. So team apple.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Surprised there's no Mr. Fixit

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I’m more of a dingo dog

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    /s

    Probably Lowly Worm as well.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I like foxes they are cute, and this one is gonna make wine I guess, so it's my pick!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Didn't even know Lowly Worm. Psh.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    rhino circus car everyday

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    I think I'm the rhyno, I like it

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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