There needs to be little motors that activate when you step that spin them with nozzles pointed at them that spray fine glitter on them so people can see what they hear.

Tamborlands?

Maybe a little light treason.

“Whoa black betty…”

Needs soles.

Put some soles on these and make thieves wear them instead of throwing them in jail.

Where to buy?

Had some idiot walk into my flat wearing wooden clogs, my cat left at speed never to be seen again....