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[–] 129 points 3 years ago (1 child)

Twitter CEO Linda Yaccarino has not tweeted publicly about the delay.

But Musk has. It’s clear who is running things.

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  • [–] 84 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I wish I could get paid as much as a CEO to do nothing

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago

    She probably does a lot and then musk inserts himself into random situations and fucks it up. She says "okay eng team build Foo" and then next week Elon goes on a rant and cancels Foo without consulting her.

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  • [–] 125 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    the dead bird looks like sonic the hedgehog

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    [–] 86 points 3 years ago (15 children)

    In July, Musk tweeted about Twitter / X’s financial situation, saying, “We’re still negative cash flow, due to ~50% drop in advertising revenue plus heavy debt load.”

    Advertising could be up two fold for all it matters. You sack a company that last turned an annual profit in 2019 with $44B in debt, it won't matter if Musk is shitting gold bricks. You can't pay that size of debt off fast enough. To just get started on that debt Musk would need to make Twitter twenty times more profitable than their 2019 profit. And even then that debt is going to be a monkey on his back for forty years in ideal conditions.

    That $44B isn't chump change for Twitter, like maybe if Tencent took a sudden $44B debt they'd make good on it, but they're wildly profitable. Twitter barely gets by and has only gone on this long because of the Tech Bro funding that all but dried up when the interest rates were going up.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I can't wait to see how his offer to pay people's legal bills who get in trouble at work for saying problematic shit on his platform works out

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    Alot like Trumps promise to do the same thing would be my guess

    The last thing Twitter needs right now is to find more clever and creative ways to spend money, especially on other peoples legal problems

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    [–] 76 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Why don't Elon and Donald pay their bills?

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  • [–] 91 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Because "you don't get rich by paying your bills" according to them.

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  • [–] 68 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    They were both born wealthy so it would be pretty stupid to listen to them explaining how to get rich, unless you were also born wealthy.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    If you’d be born wealthy, it would be pretty stupid to listen to them explaining how to get rich, unless you want to piss away your and your daddy‘s money. Elon hasn’t made it quite the way (but he is getting there), but Trump Sr. must be very disappointed.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    From what I've read, trump's dad was every bit the sociopathic, evil, criminal, that trump is, he just wasn't a doofus like trump. So he probably pretty proud, except for the doofus, low-class part.

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    [–] 60 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    He cannot even manage to pay the rent due on the office space. Hardly a shocker that he's having trouble paying the revenue-sharing bills as well.

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    [–] 49 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    The blue bird being killed by the X is such a fitting graphic.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    What's funnier is it was already dying. It hasn't made any actual positive revenue since 2019 and then Musk dumped another $44B in debt on top of it. It really never had a chance and I think his original bid was either a troll he never intended to follow through with, or he was banking on leveraging all the blockchain and NFT stuff that recently also shit the bed. Either way, he's fucked himself out of at least a small chunk of his fortune. Well, at least until the rest of the market catches Tesla and their hyper inflated market cap finally also goes sideways.

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  • [–] 44 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Elon can't deliver on a promise. I'm shocked.

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    Can't or won't? It's won't. Elon could pump a couple of million in to supplement shortfalls within a day maximum, if he wanted to.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    He doesn't want to and it would be really bad for him to involve his personal wealth in the company. They need to be separate when twitter goes bankrupt. It is also very unclear what his actual wealth is.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 years ago

    I have immense difficulty feeling sorry for any of the members of Elon's Rent-a-Fascist program. He's a huckster, everyone knows he's a huckster, and the people who don't or refuse to believe it will have to learn that lesson the hard way.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 years ago

    Weird. He was so good at paying his rent and other bills. /S

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  • [–] [B] 20 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    In news that isn’t very surprising given the recent history of Twitter, which Elon Musk is currently rebranding to X, the company won’t be able to make some promised payments on time.

    That’s not exactly what you’d want to hear from a program touting itself as “part of our effort to help people earn a living directly on X,” and the key to Elon Musk’s X dream for an app that handles banking, stock trading, and other vital financial features.

    Musk announced the revenue-sharing plan in February, and the company sent out the first round of payments for eligible accounts (with paid verification via Twitter Blue or Verified organizations, 15 million “organic” impressions in the last three months, and at least 500 followers) a couple of weeks ago before opening up registration to more people.

    However, hearing that payments aren’t arriving is familiar news to a number of people and organizations involved with X / Twitter since Musk’s takeover.

    A Wall Street Journal article in February counted nine lawsuits covering $14 million in unpaid bills at the time.

    In July, Musk tweeted about Twitter / X’s financial situation, saying, “We’re still negative cash flow, due to ~50% drop in advertising revenue plus heavy debt load.”


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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago

    But definitely trust them with your money! They're gonna be a bank!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    lol Elon sucks.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    This looks like Sonic the Hedgehog

    That's my offering

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