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[–] 76 points 3 years ago (5 children)

Why don't Elon and Donald pay their bills?

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  • [–] 91 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Because "you don't get rich by paying your bills" according to them.

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  • [–] 68 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    They were both born wealthy so it would be pretty stupid to listen to them explaining how to get rich, unless you were also born wealthy.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    All you have to do is make coffee at home, don't eat avocado toast and work 25 hours a day. That way you can become a billionaire too.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    Avocado toast has such power! It's strange that if I eat an avocado and toasted bread separately, there's no impact on my financial outlook, but the second I combine them, blammo!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    If you’d be born wealthy, it would be pretty stupid to listen to them explaining how to get rich, unless you want to piss away your and your daddy‘s money. Elon hasn’t made it quite the way (but he is getting there), but Trump Sr. must be very disappointed.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    From what I've read, trump's dad was every bit the sociopathic, evil, criminal, that trump is, he just wasn't a doofus like trump. So he probably pretty proud, except for the doofus, low-class part.

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  • [–] -2 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    He's is literally the wealthiest person in the world

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