Secret: just buy women's deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you
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And have my dick fall off? No thanks
Your balls will go inside you
I'll finally get to do what that kind stranger online once told me to do and go fk myself.
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Wait, what?
I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.
I'll help you for a nominal fee if I can keep the tip.
Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.
I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”
Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.
I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”
Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.
Also I don't know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it's legal I don't really want to get the house of my parents raided.
I'm a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I've never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women's section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.
I'm a man and I'd much rather smell like vanilla and passionfruit. I don't need more help to smell like fuel.
Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay. No surprise marketing involves 'splosions, fighter jets, dinosaurs etc.
I hate those manly male scents for true men™ so much. I've now switched to odorless deodorant which is so much more expensive but it's worth it. And when I want to smell nice, I use a perfume.
Old Spice F-35 is my favorite scent.
Ladies love the smell of jet exhaust in the morning.
I stopped using women's antiperspirants because the scents would make my armpits break out in hives and it wouldn't stop my ungodly sweat. I use some kind of old spice that's a gel stick. Can't remember the exact scent lol. It works great, especially for underboob sweat. The smell isn't bad either. 10/10 would recommend for women who are super sweaty like me
I don't mind Oldspice's BEARGUN BEER THRASHER. Reminds me of my childhood abuse.
I like Fruity smells too! I have one now that smells kinda like a SweetTart candy but it's called Wolfthorne and is aggressively masculine in the packaging and such lol
Unsented roll on, because the smells they add to make it smells good actually make you stink more towards the end of the day. The white powder ones ruin shirts and Clough pores.
Incorrect
Guys get deodorant in such high quantities at Christmas it lasts till next Christmas
If that's your experience, my friend, then your family members are trying to tell you something.
Look at that guy! He uses the F-16 deodorant, not the SR-71 one.
I just bought a bathbomb called black rose frome Lush. My girlfriend approved but she wasn't the one using it.
A bathtub, chocolate, and wine. Guys listen, ladies have it all figured out. Treat yourself.
Change "men" into "boys" and it's accurate.
I wonder how much of my preference was advertising and upbringing, but as a man I do prefer to use the male scents almost every time.
I don't buy deodorant for it's smell, I buy it so I don't smell like a locker room by noon....
I don't understand the soap for men that smells like hunting or leather or Busch Beer.
There are a few Old Spice variants that I think are a bit fruit-forward and fresh and designed for men.
I've never liked the super cologney scents - I like smelling sweet, so Fiji is a good one for me. Smells tropical and a bit fruity.
I also liked Wolfthorne, which is super fruit forward. I actually got a pack of that because some super insecure dude was complaining about it in the reviews.
Outside of that, Stone from Henry's is another fave of mine. Not fruit, but it's light and I think anyone could wear it. Fig as well, but that's more of a winter deodorant because I find myself needing to reapply, but it smells awesome.
I require all my deodorant to be breeze scented. Either mountain or ocean. There are no acceptable alternatives.
Bit off topic maybe, but I’m just reading all these comments and some of y’all are cracking me up! I just wanted to say it was a pleasure to read a bunch of random comments that boosted my mood. Thanks!
Shark breath deodorant is superior.
Somewhat ironically, a "unisex" deodorant of mine with almond perfume is the best one I have at keeping my body odor away. It's local stuff that beats Nivea's 48h sports men whatever every day (and smells much nicer, too)
Au naturel.
Wash regularly. Wear clean clothes.
I want to smell like me. Not wood, coal, fuel, fruit, smoke, pine, or flowers.
Just watch out for heavy garlic & onion days 😆
Nobody else wants you to smell like you.
My man just use unscented deodorant then
I use those hypoallergenic deodorizer crystal sticks, cost a couple of bucks last forever, no smells no scents.
But there's nothing like the smell of Jet A and F-16 exhaust in the morning...
I like oats and alps. Duke cannon thick is nice too, and has names like “naval supremacy”, which is cheesy, but I don’t get too hung up on it.
Old spice is off the rails though.
Coffee & Whiskey is the goat